Philip Allen Deysher

I love the Philadelphia Eagles and drinking. just overall love having a good time!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Retweet if you're counting down the days until Sunday 🦅

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

How Charlie Kirk would’ve been moving debating these Lindsay Clancy supporters:

[🇺🇸 Bull Moose American 🇺🇸 @BullMooseMemes]

The Lindsay Clancy trial should be an open and shut case.
It’s a shame the women of the jury are absolutely insane.

[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

CORRECT!!👹👹👹👹👇

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

Was thinking this to myself the other day. Hurts and situation get dinged for having great rosters, but not McVay and Stafford!? Make it make sense!

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

The NFL when the Rams have a superteam vs. the NFL when the Eagles have a superteam:

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Constance Fisher drowned her three children in a bathtub in 1954.

Mental hospital. Declared better. Released.
Husband stayed. They had three more kids.
She drowned those three too.

Same house. Same bathtub. Same excuse. Six dead children because a system treated a child killer like a patient who just needed time.

That is the whole argument. Not “was she sad.” Not “did she hear voices.” What happens after you let them out, and who pays for it the second time.

Lindsay Clancy strangled her three kids. People are already writing her a sympathy card and calling prison cruel. Cruel is three little bodies. Cruel is doing it once and getting a path back to freedom. Cruel is pretending history didn’t already run this experiment and lose six kids.

Mental illness can explain how someone gets there. It does not give you a free murder. It does not entitle you to more children. And it does not require the rest of us to wait around and see if the next round dies too.

If you kill your kids, you don’t get to be a mother again. You don’t get a soft landing and a second family. Life without parole. Lock the door. Stop experimenting on other people’s children and making excuses.

Convict her. Convict those who harm children. Period.

[Bobby Bananas 🌎 @BobbyBananas68]

Facts …

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

LOL BRO STOP IT

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

Hot take, I low-key love those jerseys.

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

FUCK NO BABAAAYYYY🗣️🎶

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

@OhFuckYeahBud82 Everyone talking about Weru but I'm equally impressed with #43 ability to stay up despite being hit in the shin mid air! We got done bright up and comers on this roster! I'm excited to see how they progress

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

If Spencer Rattler has no haters then I'm dead! This is magnificent!

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Spencer Rattler just threw 100-YARD touchdown 🔥

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

Love Ross Tucker! Glad he gets to do this!

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Huge. Yes. Ross has worked for 20 years to earn this. No one loves football more than he does. Great decision by CBS.

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

@yuenglingbeer Happy Friday Eve!

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

@Phillies Where the fuck was this yesterday!?

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

@SeanArcher215 @Eagles

[☔ @Whotfismick]

started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home.

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

I'll die on the him that Paul Turner should have gotten way more playing time than he did. Practice squad guy, brought him up for one game where he proceeded to have 5 catches for 80 yards only to never be used again! I still get mad thinking about it!

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

You clearly didn’t live through 4 straight NFC championship game/Super Bowl losses and it shows…

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

The amount of people saying he's "trolling" is laughable. We eagles fans used to say the same thing and defend him. Just wait till the season starts and he only gets 3 targets in a game. Then you'll realize how much of a cancer he is

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

AJ Brown on Drake Maye:

“They’re not really letting him throw the ball right now so I don’t like that”

Six weeks. SIX WEEKS in New England 😭

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

Women: "Men don't have regrets, they forget everything in seconds."

Men looking back at their past mistakes from 7 years ago

[Philip Allen Deysher @philie_d]

This is fantastic!