plant papa

some days I wake up a baddie, some days I wake up a saddie

[plant papa @philipwitcraft]

my girlfriend and I met during the quarantine, nowhere was offering floral arranging when I was planning our first date, so I’ve had to arrange every bouquet for her myself. Here’s a thread of all the bouquets I arranged for her, if I can do this, anyone can!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@Cobratate this how you look

[نیما @whipaf]

if u have no Motion just say that

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Look how much better when:

1. Jacket is a little longer
2. Trouser rise is slightly higher
3. Trouser legs are slightly less tapered

In tailoring, measurements as small as 1 centimeter can make a difference

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is 9/11 for men who wear black dress shirts

[Matt Parkhurst @mprkhrst]

Introducing the new Antimetal—a complete command and control system for AWS.

The cloud is broken. It’s complex, expensive, and hard to manage.

We’re solving this with AI.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

guys who are into raw denim all look like this

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

he was so stylish

[pain @rose82567770]

Why does my hair look amazing when I don’t brush it

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I won’t rest until I have a closet like David Beckham’s closet.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Yeaa ill come over and carve pumpkins dude. I love getting the shitty pumpkin guts all over my hands and clothes. the disgusting texture is almost indescribable. Also could you hand me the knife that barely cuts through the pumpkin at all? Just wanna make sure it looks like shit

[Didi @Didirmzz]

lo necesito

[Saharsh @whysaharsh]

cillian murphy if he was in barbie instead of oppenheimer

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is how bald people fight

[RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS @SaladBarFan]

Americans burn 1,500 calories a day walking in Europe and think the reason they aren’t gaining weight is the chemicals in the food or some other stupid shit

[Jake Woolf @jakewoolf]

I got this girl and she wants me to duke her she told me to come scoop her around 8 she said Supra

Also shout out to the dude who was egging me on to race a GT3RS on the Merritt lmao

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@salah_maker yea, im AI. ay imma put deez nuts in your mouth