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Sometimes, I sits and thinks, but sometimes, I just sits.

[Umeh💡 @UmehWrites]

In 2018 an airport worker named Richard stole an empty airplane and flew it for over an hour, performing different stunts. He was not a pilot, and his only “experience” was flying in video games. The conversation before he finally cr@shed was so emotional, he was named the Sky King.

[Jazz Memes @JazzMemes]

“The WIFI password is on the back of the router”

The back of the router:

[Zachi @iam_zachi]

Found an exploit in an app 2 month ago. They didn’t get back to me.

So I wrote them again.

From their own email.

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

If algorithm shows you this, you’re due for a big win this week

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When i finally win, i won’t say much, i will only post this video without caption

[Barlozi Kefa @Barlozi]

It was polite(within speed limit), waited for him at Bisil and he asked what's in that thing and of course we say it's an old Car bro, stock...ish 😌

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT WHAT THIS ADVERT IS ACTUALLY ABOUT!!😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

He never had it easy, tbh.

[cannameit @Faywahu]

I am a very good girlfriend nimemkopa 5k 6pm na nimerudisha by 9pm sasa nangoja aniamini na big money nimwosheee

[big daddy Payne @Chepremacy]

Ndo maana nakimbiaga nikivuka barabara .

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Using tear gas at home after having an argument during a family gathering is still on my bucket list😭😭🤞🏻

[Chad Infi𓄿 @chad_infi]

It all started with a male ego

[MavenMatic @MavenJefferson]

Once your visions don't match with your surroundings,time to move on

[TheLongWolf @jeffvsdaworld]

He’s just like me
I also wanna hang with that spaceship babe and alicia kanini

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[Sportflix @sportflixx]

One punch changed everything

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Batteries nowadays have standards. Ata uki uma uma or beat the remote to try and give them a bit of CPR, they don’t budge. Like nowadays they die and stay dead. 🫩

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

This was a reply to a post by mamba village 😂😂😂😂