Phil Lomas

probably harp on about politics / current affairs / history / f1 / angry music too much.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

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@now_arsenaI

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

I have 1 x weekend ticket (sat/sun) available. FV is £160, will take sensible offers.

@OutbreakFest

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@ExtremeFootbal4 18/20 PL keepers stop that first free kick today.

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@ghost_wales @JoyousCivic How can you be this loud and this dense. We’ve had over ten years of dealing with your Brexit. You should know this.

[blondehun @blondehunx]

imagine everytime a white person committed a crime i had to fear for my life because there’s protests of people wanting to blame me

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@Taj_Ali1 At what point do we call this a pogrom?

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@mflemin1888 @LuigiCirelli @philc411 @TRobinsonNewEra You’re getting walloped here by cretins, but you’re exactly right. Good on you for saying it.

[Ivan @Ivan_Vera17]

What a goal by Miguel Almirón (32) last friday! 🇵🇾

Be careful, @USMNT 👀

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@mattyglesias Even if you were allowed to build on green belt land, you would not want to build entire new towns on places like kielder forest or up on the moors.

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@DamiDhray £130m in 2026 for one of the best players in the world right now.

Get it done arsenal

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@ManCity that’s the weirdest goodbye video I’ve ever seen. Why does he just sit down and then get up again? 😂😂

[2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @TheEthioGunner]

Do kickups now you fat cunt

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@ConnorParker10 this is the one, perfection

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@UTDKara Clear as day handball lmao

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@unitedtill90 @markgoldbridge We haven’t scored a goal from a corner in the last 50 corners we’ve taken.

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@IsmaillIlIlI You sure bro

[Phil Lomas @phillomas]

@mfc_mrpage You what mate

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???