not ur average colin

hi. I’m the reply guy it’s me.

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@megsknowsball Rad card…Donny Baseball

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

MAGA:

2016 was fair! (Obama was President)

2020 was rigged! (Trump was President)

2024 was fair! (Biden was President)

They’re going to rig 2026! (Trump is President)

Why is Donald Trump so fucking bad at securing elections according to MAGA?

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@legalstufff I think you might want to skip the berries

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

They said who needs the CDC. What could possibly go wrong.

[NBC 7 San Diego @nbcsandiego]

A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. https://t.co/beYdXip2Ds

[NBC 7 San Diego @nbcsandiego]

A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. https://t.co/beYdXip2Ds

[ABC News @ABC]

A Texas woman was practicing pole dancing in her living room when the pole came loose from the ceiling and hit a sprinkler, flooding her apartment. https://t.co/CUNO7uUx5a

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@AlexPemOfficial More likely Brits on holiday tho

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@aokstott That is awesome. My dad saved a bunch of ticket stubs. I love checking them out.

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@kween_mads fr

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

💯 agree

[Depressed Pittsburgh Fan @sadsteelersguy2]

I’ll say it - I think it’s completely disingenuous to blacklist Barry Bonds and Alex Rodriguez from the HOF but trot them out for every big event to do the media. Either blacklist them or don’t

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@ashlieeafc 👱‍♀️

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I would hope someone would at least make it look like four different people wrote post it notes for me

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@kween_mads Way to get after it

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[SleeperPhillies @SleeperPhillies]

They should give these out when Aaron Nola pitches

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

Umm same concern for every Sixer fan

[Spike Eskin @SpikeEskin]

Per @ScoopB on LeBron and Philly:

"While LeBron has seriously considered Philadelphia, the fit alongside Embiid remains a massive, unresolved concern. In fact, whispers out of Philly indicate that if the 76ers want to secure LeBron, the pairing with Embiid is a non-starter; the preference would be to avoid playing them together entirely."

"James harbors deep concerns regarding Embiid’s long-term health and declining mobility for an arduous championship run."

https://t.co/b7Fol4KtoO

[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

He’s doing great.

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@maybeimabelle Do it

[not ur average colin @phillycolin11]

@JakeSherman He lies!

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.