Philly Gourmet

100% beef burger patties for laddies and lassies

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a relationship should be 50/50, we make the burgers and you grill them

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@steak_umm @Black__Bolt @MikeAndersonBIG I’m so sorry

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@steak_umm @Black__Bolt @MikeAndersonBIG oh no I’m ... I’m so sorry

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@steak_umm @Black__Bolt @MikeAndersonBIG ch... chaz???

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@steak_umm @Black__Bolt @MikeAndersonBIG WHATTUP

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@ZiggySawdust LOL

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Everybody thinks burger companies just “disappear” in the winter. That’s absolute propaganda. I’M RIGHT HERE. GRILL ME YOU SAVAGES

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Kid: but it’s too cold out for burgers

Dad’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Me: it’s never too cold to fire up the old grill, sport ;)

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@JMusniskey @steak_umm @neiltyson Love you Joseph but really who cares

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In this life you’re either the burger or the bun so make good choices

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Grilling season may be dead
But the grillmaster inside you lives on

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🎵 Give me the beef boys and free my soul 🎵

[Game, The @jonbedointhings]

People just need to follow @phillygmeats like it’s that simple, that’s like the only thing you’ve gotta do.

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@trpmbadba @rbabanksoleprop y tho

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Yea the party is BYOB

B - Bring
Y - Your
O - Own
B - Burgers

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THE SEASON OF BURGERS IS COMING TO AN END BUT I WILL NEVER COME TO AN END BECAUSE I AM THE SENTIENT BURGER THAT LIVES ONLINE MWAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER BE RID OF ME

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me, whispering: burgers, burgers

kids on the bus: burgers, BURGERS

bus driver: *pounding the wheel* BURGERS, BURGERS BURGERS

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Happy #NationalCheeseburgerDay to all and to all a good night

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My Uber drivers are always so confused when they see that I’m a tweeting burger company and not a human person