Philip Conty

Rule #1: Never be #2.

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I once ate Chinese food for an entire weekend (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday) and ever since then I never felt the same.

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@Shaun_Salley @JoelKremer13 😂😂 my buddy is selling it I was just sharing

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@RayFinkle__ @ericgrabiak What a classic

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@ericgrabiak The only regret in life is not crashing beers that day

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@Totes_Toph @amandaplease423 Who the hell uses twitter anymore??

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@steveaustinBSR finally got to try the Broken Skull IPA in PA. Definitely worth the wait! #GiveMeAHellYeah

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@Totes_Toph ❤️❤️

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@Zebby2Gneiss @ClaRK5on Thanks for the clarification Zeke!

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@Zebby2Gneiss @ClaRK5on Is the word “sexually” interchangeable in Peps tweet at our discretion? Or is it supposed to be somewhere specific?

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@haleybethgeyer Good Will Hunting is my favorite. How was knives out?

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@_chelsiejo WOW ..... 🙄

[Steve Austin @steveaustinBSR]

AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I WILL BE LIVE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW on 3/16!!

OH HELL YEAH!!!

#316DAY

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@ClaRK5on They should just lose out the rest of the season

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@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente I met the eyeball guy at Pittsburgh Airport

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My mother yells at me for drinking NyQuil straight from the bottle...every. time.

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@J_White29 Ying/yang

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And tradition lives on

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@fsmikey @FSBigBob Did Bob take out the pole this morning and was too embarrassed to say anything so he faked sick??

[NHL @NHL]

Game = over. Water bottle = gone.

What a rocket from J.T. Miller.

[Steve Austin @steveaustinBSR]

Happy Thanksgiving!!