Philolo🍎

Software Engineer.
Why so serious?

[Philolo🍎 @philoloke]

President William Ruto enjoying a 20,000 kshs meal in South Africa because Kenyan restaurants are expensive

[Eric @amerix]

A woman can leave.

Money can leave.

Friends can leave.

Status can leave.

But a man who knows himself can rebuild from the ruins.

Because the strongest man is not the man who never collapses.

The strongest man is the man who rises from the ruins with his soul intact.

[caleb @motherflipper12]

Women will forgive you for being a dick but never a pussy

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Lakini Mwanaume ukijaribu kujilinganisha na Mwanadada utaumia sana aisee. Women are like cockroaches. They are the real makmendes. Premium Survivors. Against all odds,they always manage to prevail and even live longer than most men. Mimi nimejionea na hii macho yangu,date 28 mwanamke hana pesa ya rent,anaingia bafu anaoga,wanapanda gari na beste yake kutoka nairobi wameende Diani kwa beste yao mwingine,kwa kibeti ako na hamsini pekee yake,date 2 anarudi ameshukwa nywele mpya,na Rent alitumia agent jana. Na ujue diani hakuenda kazi,apana,alienda kujibamba. Bwana for your own sake,do not try to compare yourself with anything that has a skirt. Ni mbayaa!

[mwm💪 @mwm_au]

Career woman ameniwachia vyombo kwa sink

[Jesse Ozone @Jessseglee]

This Messi-Ronaldo conversation can not be about football 'cos there's nothing to compare. The people who choose Ronaldo over Messi can't do so over football. It's an individual thing. They like the person Ronaldo, his looks, physique, work ethics and style but definitely not over football.

[felloh @ngughii]

"Mahali Ronaldo anaweza shinia pekee ni turf"🤣

[Eric @amerix]

The west condemns polygamy but praise homosexuality.

They give homosexuality good names like 'love wins', 'freedoms' , 'rainbow love'.

They give polygamy bad names like 'cheating', 'infidelity', 'unfaithfulness' and 'dishonesty'

What a paradoxical view of human existence.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria

[Philolo🍎 @philoloke]

@tonnie_moremi Wewe unaeza risk kupea short man from rozario any card on an opener

[LeBron James @KingJames]

MESSI 🫡🐐👏🏾👏🏾

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

You’re Ronaldo. You’re coming into your last-ever World Cup at 40, hoping to finally win it, and then your biggest rival scores a hat-trick before you’ve even kicked a ball. It takes insane mental fortitude not to pack your bags and go home. 😭😭😭

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Unajua nacheka kwa nini? Hii ni maajabu. Hasbulla ameset the bar so high, ata Ronaldo mahali yuko najua anashangaa haka kajamaa hutaka nini bana. Ushawin 8 Ballon d'Ors, ukachukua World Cup, achia wengine sasa, ingine ni ulafi.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

How much is the visa fees for the mom?

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Pogi pogi pogba my boy could never make it😂😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Most Men wakiwa wagonjwa alafu mtu wao akuje kuwaona, chances are lazma ataokota raundi Moja for the culture🤣

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

Thank you Team LH, love you all

[wambo💗💸 @wambuiraima]

Nimesota, wacha sasa niitishe babangu zile pesa angenipeleka kutahiri nazo kama ningekuwa kijana.

[Philolo🍎 @philoloke]

@RealEdwin_88 Sikuwa na pesa😪

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Our parents were actually conditioned to hate failures.

Parents are unnecessarily rude and harsh on unsuccessful children. Which is quite sad.