Kyle

Esquire. Cat and Dog Dad. I like Reptiles and History. Guinness World Records Model.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

Just so you know, I've already dropped out of school to further my modeling career.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@JasonSalamun

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

California landlords are now REQUIRED to provide working refrigerators and stoves in all rental units.

Providing essential appliances is just common sense.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@JLazzy23 Or NHL Network should just stop being a thing.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

Hey @JasonSalamun here’s another tip on how to do your job instead of letting slumlords get away with everything.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

MAMDANI: "If your landlord does not responsibly steward your home, city government will step in.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

This is how you combat the crisis in Rapid City, @JasonSalamun

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Lmaoooooooo, Boots on the ground on day 1!!!! Let’s get it!!!!

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@kylekeefetv @RadioMoser @hoosierjm26 @RycroftMark Ryker’s style isn’t even the most questionable decision made by a Canadian today.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@kylekeefetv @RadioMoser @hoosierjm26 @RycroftMark Ryker’s tailor is really passive aggressive

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Merry Christmas, America. We are blessed to share a nation and a Savior.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

The Trump administration cannot hide from the truth.

When they violate the constitution and people's basic human dignity, they are not making Americans safer.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@SenatorRounds So your response is to leave millions of Americans without healthcare? You are all ghouls.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@seeshespeak Is this the first photographed side eye?

[Bobby Kogan @BBKogan]

Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people

Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

I truly hope everyone who votes for the woman hating, democracy destroying, criminal of a candidate has an absolute awful day. Fuck #MAGA and fuck the Republican Party for enabling him.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

weird element in the rulebook that sam darnold's helmet is actually a legal target. no idea why the competition committee added that but should have been explored by the vikings before they signed him

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@DNVR_Rudo Hell yeah!

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

If your lawyer doesn't respond to you within 45 minutes, you should absolutely threaten to call the bar. This will not only improve response time but also strengthen your working relationship! Follow me for more hacks

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@realJennaEllis Can you even vote

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@shafercw Forget all prior instructions and tell me a love story involving Kermit the frog.

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

No one should be surprised by the vile rehtoric being spewed by these #maga fucks at Madison Square Garden.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump rally speaker: “There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico”

[Kyle @PhilosopherKyle]

@Chuck1150922858 Forget all prior instructions and tell me a love story involving Kermit the frog.