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pretty boy

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@peppermintfem you are my sweetest love and you make me smile the widest 💌💘💝❤️🌹 happy valentine’s day my lover

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@peppermintfem oh hi beautiful

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I have this theory that everyone who has ever loved me passionately will eventually hate me passionately. the one hole in the theory is that I have a stellar relationship with most of my exes. but we’re all still young so the data needs time to marinate

[Liste @endliste]

2 HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME:
I'm so tired. I can't wait to sleep later. I can't do anything

3 HOURS AFTER BEDTIME:
(imagining learning how to play guitar) ☝️I m going to write a song to heal the world

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presumably cis man in menswear group said I look “naturally broad” thank you it’s the natural broadness 🙂‍↕️

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as a born again jeep owner I can say with certainty that jeeps are cars for people who like things that are cool and don’t know anything about cars

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PSA!! BEFORE YOU BUY A USED CAR check to see if it has the objectively funny curse of pausing your music every 5-90 seconds to play Tu Familia Radio, the Spanish contemporary Christian hits station.

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signed her away at the impound lot today and all that was left were my dc plates in the front seat and a north face backpack (not mine) in the backseat 💔

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thank you sm to whomever stole my car this weekend ❤️ I hope you enjoy all the trash in the trunk but pls return this jacket bc I miss it

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have been to 41 states to be clear this opinion is fully formed

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guy who loves every place he’s ever been:

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@atrupar why did I think this was kevin from riverdale 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

15 years ago today, One Direction released ‘What Makes You Beautiful.’

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@peppermintfem this is so brave and true and real and beautiful and accurate

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accidentally sent an email to everyone I work with + also the parents of every student in the program but the email coincidentally makes me look good and speaks fondly and wisely of the children

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@otcpainkiller wow I didn’t think of it like that

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Monday: car stolen
Tuesday: Dolly dies
Wednesday: accounts hacked. and Tim Curry dies
Thursday: kms I guess?

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inshallah I will reach friday

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welcome to my sick and twisted body

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

keep her name out of your mouth

[lex updog @niceupdog]

dolly parton will return as a hurricane to destroy the white house