Philpott

Firefighter and donkey footballer, enjoy life you only get one go!

[Philpott @philpott87]

@BBCMOTD @philmcnulty Mans been watching Eze in the champions league final and thought I want some of that

[Central do Braga @CentralDoBrega]

Mbappé: 2 gols
Haaland: 2 gols
Messi: Hat-trick

CR7 contra o Congo:

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[george @StokeyyG2]

Dad, tell me about those 17 minutes where Curaçao were level at 1-1 against Germany’

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

forgot the attachment in my email then forgot the attachment in my follow up email

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The Mexico v South Africa referee highlights 🤣

[Cliftonville FC Live @Cliftonville187]

In the midst of all the chaos of Belfast two fire men decide to have a fight in the middle of putting out one of the fires caught live on sky news🤣🤣🤣

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

*PSG wins a trophy*

People of Paris:

[Currys @currys]

My washing machine 6 minutes after it said it had 30 seconds left on the cycle

[Philpott @philpott87]

@mcandidate That’s enough internet for today

[Philpott @philpott87]

@MRIRBT House plants notoriously thrive in sub optimal conditions, you’re no Alan Titchmarsh I would stick to football.

[Philpott @philpott87]

@Jenksno1 bit of you this mate

[Jamie Birch @JB_SoccerCoach]

Most grassroots players scan before receiving the ball.

But they have no idea what they’re actually looking for.

Use this 4 point checklist to fix this.

It’s called BOTS 👇

[Jamie Birch @JB_SoccerCoach]

Most grassroots players scan before receiving the ball.

But they have no idea what they’re actually looking for.

Use this 4 point checklist to fix this.

It’s called BOTS 👇

[Philpott @philpott87]

@atensnut Seen it before. Easy.

[Philpott @philpott87]

@MattWallace888 AI slop

[Philpott @philpott87]

@pokeefe1 @danielstorey85

[Philpott @philpott87]

Can’t believe Romero got red for that. He’s not that type of player 🤷🏻‍♂️ #muntot