Phil Roberts

DJ/Producer & one third of @tdp__dj

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@dannymccomedy class tonight mate, sorry for stopping you outside when you were wanting to get home! Schwep! 🙂

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@unitedhan @adidasfootball Have you seen the pink keeper top? 😍

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@MichelleKClarke @HarrisonBurke20 @WFCOfficial 😩

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@OnestreamFibre truly the worst company I have ever had to deal with with - AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Rubbish internet speeds, terrible customer service, hidden costs and now trying to charge us an extortionate amount to leave. A truly PATHETIC company - DO NOT USE!!!

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@HarrisonBurke20 please stay! 😩🙏🏻

[Edward Hardy @EdwardTHardy]

How can anyone watch this and vote for Rishi Sunak?

He's spewing lies, acting like a petulant child and trying to sweep the chaos the Tories caused over the last few years under the rug #ITVDebate

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Man in blue, "Thames Water on the verge of going bust.. The water industry is the perfect business model.. Their market is every home, every business.. Their customers are forced to use their company.. There's zero competition.. They're selling a product made up of 70% of the earth's surface.. If you cannot get that right, you should not be running a business" #BBCQT

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@Submit_Cards bought 35 collectible cards off me last week and only 1 card has turned up today. The envelope was clearly opened and tampered with…..do you honestly think this is acceptable @RoyalMail ? 😡

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@jkdan That’s being too polite if you ask me Mucks…

[Craig. @bambibristol]

Water - fucked
Trains - fucked
Energy - fucked
NHS - fucked
Education - fucked
Social Care - fucked
Economy - fucked
Pensions - fucked
Roads - fucked
Defence - fucked
International reputation - fucked

Apart from that, it’s been a good 13 years of Tory stewardship.

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@jkdan 😂

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In 2023 we achieved:
a flat-lining economy, record NHS waiting lists, biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, huge energy bills, largest fall in living standards on record, rivers full of shit... but I'm sure we can do even more in 2024.
Happy New Year!

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Tory Tax Cuts

Year 1: increase taxes
Year 2: increase taxes
Year 3: increase taxes
Year 4: increase taxes
Election year: cut taxes, and make a massive song and dance about doing so

It's all a big con. Over the whole period, taxes are way WAY up.

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

My wife’s 86 year old Nan fell today and is now in a 29 hour queue at the hospital, having been on the floor for 8 hours. I hope you’re happy with yourself @RishiSunak now that you and your rich cronies have systematically destroyed the NHS you absolute scumbag. NEVER VOTE TORY!

[Dr Steve Taylor @DrSteveTaylor]

Rishi maths - always check the working

40 Hospitals = 5
50 refurbed schools = 4
2000 more GPs = 2200 fewer
5000 beds = 2700 fewer
800 ambulances = 51
More police = restored lost police
56% decrease crime = 56% increase
Record funding = check inflation + population
5 pledges….🤔

[Phil Roberts @philquiff]

@AlexHorne did Sam send Flossy the £100? 🤔

[Playingitagain @AmeliaRocket1]

Boris Johnson can fuck off and fuck off again. Sick of him, sick of his silly mates, sick of his horrible wife and sick of seeing his ugly mug. Fuck off.

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

“Labour are as bad as the Tories”?

Yeah, fuck off and then fuck off a bit more and then get off my timeline.