Phil Range

Current world darts number 1.
Follow me for occasional amusing comments, punctuated by sweary cynicism.

[Phil Range @philrange]

@KingMVJS @officialsilasMD You think 20% of ladies would inject stock into their butthole? I worry about the kind of company you keep.

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@KeithBennett00 @anon_opin I suppose you have nothing to lose if you're already ginger.

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@JJ__Bum @Unknwnstuntman @thejoeyduffy @consequence It's already acceptable. Lots of things I don't care for are acceptable too.

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@JJ__Bum @Unknwnstuntman @thejoeyduffy @consequence Not really. It's no worse than the Christina Aguilara - Dirrty video, for example. And it's an awards show, just don't watch it.

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@JJ__Bum @Unknwnstuntman @thejoeyduffy @consequence Yes, and they were dancing on them.

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@JJ__Bum @Unknwnstuntman @thejoeyduffy @consequence Dancing suggestively is bad? This kind of outcey happened with Elvis. Probably happened with people before him, has happened to people every decade since, and will continue to happen. Standards change, there's no objective definition of what kind of dancing is bad.

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@JJ__Bum @Unknwnstuntman @thejoeyduffy @consequence Hitler was disgusting. Two people dancing suggestively is something you can just not watch if you don't like it.

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@ItsCovarr @ItalianComments I break mine because they are too long to easily eat. Would be the same if I made really long fresh pasta.

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@ShellShockBP @WhoseBacon @ItalianComments @shoe0nhead You can't (easily) buy short spaghetti

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@crapolatombola I've never slept with anyone like that, which possibly supports your argument

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@dukeleto70 @Danacea I like to write the email, then delete it and write a less sarcastic one later.

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@MrRandomGuy93 @bohemianskank @leomartin01 @EmmaKennedy @reid6peter Ok. Who is programming these bots?

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@Kristar0521 @lmitterm @MohammadHussain @NextOnTCM It's definitely optional. I celebrate a day that happens to be called Christmas but I don't do any religious stuff. It's just a good time to meet up with family, eat drink and be merry while most people are off work and it's too cold to be outside.

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@GerardBattenUK As we all know, the way that Satanists best push their agenda is through subtle references in 90s light entertainment.

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@RebsieM @anon_opin Unless it's a very big dog, don't think that will see you through a famine.

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@anon_opin Cool, can I have your car? For free.

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@jamescoogan @fesshole Maybe they were in his pocket.

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@SiGallagher @TheMichaelMoran Only two?

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@Real_Beaker @Heenanic @SADBART19 @fesshole Please point me in the direction of real wood furniture at a lower cost than IKEA, I'll buy some. In my experience, IKEA mostly does well designed stuff from low quality materials at low prices. They also do some better quality stuff at reasonable prices.

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@spsammy @trymybest18 @fesshole I've never heard of any of those.