@TiffanyFong_ Used to be once for the first 40 years of my life, now I get 2 showers out of a towel. I’m very deliberate with which side and end of the towel I use, using the tag as my identifying mark.
@MLBNetwork Absolutely one of the top arms in the AL. SEA is content with anemic offense, I can’t imagine why any pitcher would extend their contract here. You’ll NEVER win a World Series. EVER.
@tridenttrue Whoops. Slipped. Sorry about that. Don’t be a scumbag running up the line, could’ve been a serious injury caused by that weak shit. Perfect HBP.