Phil Seward

[Phil Seward @philseward]

Not happy being outdone by Europe, @realDonaldTrump has commanded his very own BIGLY HEAT DOME for DC to celebrate America’s 250th.

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@wusa9 watching @TenaciousTopper rambling on is painful, when we should be watching CBS evening news

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@stuartvenzke @Avis I had a 3pm dentist appointment but I got held up. You can guess how angry I was when there was no one there when I showed up at 1030pm. 🤷‍♂️

[Phil Seward @philseward]

When you see the Boss’ 1:1 meeting request for 8am Monday morning

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@Mishi_2210 2 - only couple went for picnic

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@DVG_63 @united Get the club card if you want lounge access. It’s not like that was already clear

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@AmericanAir why have premium (business/first) award flights disappeared from https://t.co/h2irpjYv3Y award searched but still showing availability on partners e.g. @AlaskaAir Atmos searches?

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@AmericanAir just boarded AA255 to LAX on the brand new XLR in Flagship Suite. WiFi still asking for $20 - isn’t it free for AAdvantage members from Jan 6?

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@TaraBull Same day change

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@WhiteHouse @FIFAWorldCup

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@PressSec That escalator AND its operator are illegals. Deport them both!

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@WhiteHouse didn't you really mean to DM this to @realDonaldTrump?

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@Channel4 that “small town near Worthing’ has a name: Shoreham-By-Sea. Not once was it mentioned in last night’s #GrandDesigns ☹️

[Phil Seward @philseward]

It’s nearly 2025, but not one house in @bbceastenders has a ring doorbell or security camera. 🤷‍♂️

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@alkaseltzer FFS can you remove the doorbell sound from your current commercial? It makes millions of dogs nationwide go crazy!

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@Jaberuski Replace it. Then get a new TV

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@DonaldJTrumpJr But it’s ok for radical rightists to terrorize a small town in Ohio, because of their grandfather?

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@politvidchannel with a REALLY long layover at Guantanamo Bay en route

[Phil Seward @philseward]

@amazon please stop your drivers from blatantly discarding their trash outside my house.

[Phil Seward @philseward]

Disappointing to see Stephen from @C4Gogglebox embracing the “Pervy Old Queen” stereotype on @CelebsGoDating. Expect to see him propping up the bar at Legends after this, but not on your TV again.