Phil Snape

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

Who thinks David Brent should represent the United Kingdom in Eurovision?

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

TV presenter to Farage

"You promised local council tax cuts"
"I never said that"
"Here is a film of you saying it"
"I never said that"
"The film clearly shows you saying it"
"Can we move on now?"
"Here is one of your leaflets where you say it"
"Next question"

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇪🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺 EU Opens “Territorial Swap Season” as Von der Leyen Floats Trading Alaska for Crimea.

In a surprise statement that left diplomats choking on their coffee, Ursula von der Leyen reportedly announced that the EU is “open” to recognizing Alaska as Russian territory if it helps settle the whole Crimea thing once and for all. “Look, the Americans barely use the place except for reality TV and bears,” she allegedly said, shrugging as if she were trading Pokémon cards and not chunks of sovereign land.

According to sources, she concluded by noting that “this is how grownups negotiate,” before pointing out that if Trump can hand out Europe like party favors, she might as well join the fun.

The Kremlin was said to be “deeply intrigued,” mostly because they hadn’t even asked for Alaska yet, but appreciated the enthusiasm. Washington, on the other hand, responded with its usual composure.

Experts agree the whole episode highlights the new era of diplomatic innovation, where global leaders spontaneously auction off territories they don’t own in exchange for ones they also don’t own, all in the noble pursuit of “peace” or at least a quieter news cycle ❤️.

[Phil Snape @philsnape]

Album – Only Stories https://t.co/mRoUajNnjI via @YouTubeMusic

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Absolute admiration for President Zelenskyy. The guy has balls. He went into the Oval Office and stood up to Russia’s best negotiators.

[ViralMedia🎥 @ViralMedia247]

If this was not recorded, no one would believe it

[Phil Snape @philsnape]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 White dog sh*t

[Phil Snape @philsnape]

@Rainmaker1973 Unless the person also suffers with astigmatism. The iPhone can’t adjust for this.

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

👇🏻 #FridayFeeling: A message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people.

#ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

[Monster Of Truth @TheMooseOfTruth]

Well… he won’t be invited back… 🤣

#GBNews

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Chris Bryant - youY didn't turn up for the Owen Paterson or Boris Johnson votes at all... so on two rule braking moments you chose not to be in Parliament, but yesterday you opined on the rules of cricket... take us through that?

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

Thanks Rishi

[Phil Snape @philsnape]

@engineers_feed Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for it to all blow over.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Strap in, we’re going on a ride from Westminster to the Isle of Man. This is the story of Michelle Mone and that £29m.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

👍🏾

[Phil Snape @philsnape]

@NadineDorries You ok hun?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Johnson's legacy: he got the big calls wrong

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I need your pension money back. There's an investment banker in Tunbridge Wells who needs their garden landscaping. It's all part of levelling up."