Pug and Circumstance

I love hypocrisy and sarcasm.

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

with the dean of hustler university being arrested and the founder of the peterson academy overcome with delirium due to continued lead-infused stem cell shots his daughter administers. i’m starting to worry about the education system in the united states

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@kenklippenstein looks like he’s ready for a televised sit down interview without his staff in the room.

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@willsommer @damintoell has he done his yearly, i’m going to have to shut down operations for security/monetary reasons? his guest list isn’t looking too stellar so maybe the funding isn’t coming in like it used to.

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@daveweigel let me be clear

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@hemantmehta would you call someone married to Marcus delusional?

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@willsommer if a guy in a shitty wig moon walks into the room and asks me for secrets, i assume it’s james

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@alexnpress New York is the New York of New York

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

The three facts of life: death, taxes, the US turning its back on the Kurds

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@JoeyTrimboli @adalluch @MattBruenig

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@GarlicCorgi This guy’s getting his own planet when he dies

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@JoeyTrimboli @APStylebook They’ll always be dingers to me

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

Republicans: we’re not racist Nazi’s, we have a black candidate for governor

Mark Robinson: I’m a black Nazi

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@thebadstats The government really needs to regulate ventilation systems in podcast studios. These people are getting brain damage from smelling their own farts all day.

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

I will die before I ever say a kind word about a Cheney

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

there's definitely video clips of Joe Rogan saying "wow, that's interesting" to mush brained shit like this.

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

Fun pivot from trust the science to you don’t actually believe my favorability ratings are that low, do you?

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@JoeyTrimboli @bindureddy Turn your thermostat to 89 during the summer so we can get more of this important tech

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

Who could predict that after watergate, funding death squads in South America, bombing a pharmaceutical factory in Sudan, illegal wars in the Middle East, torture and indefinite detention, and allowing assassinations of US citizens overseas that the Supreme Court would do this?

[Pug and Circumstance @philsvil]

@ArmandDoma Jill, call Bill… tell him it’s Joever.