Philip Young

avid CAPS fan; terrifyingly handsome accountant

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine can you explain to me why a single serving of a pickle is 2/3's of said pickle? who is cutting themselves off with a 3rd to go? help

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@ADP Hi - today was to be our first ever pay run using ADP. Not a single employee has been paid and absolutely NOTHING has been communicated by ADP. Not an email, not a phone call, and my implementation team is MIA. What is going on?

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@peterhassett Can we remove the noise here? Plot me Russians only.

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine But how many hockey?

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine Do I breathe in when it turns into a trip-squ-xagon-ogram or when it turns back into a "." All this breathing is giving me anxiety..

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@peterhassett Peter, when will we not have a debate regarding which Overwatch hero the Caps would be?

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@peterhassett MG52?

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@peterhassett @russianmachine any chance we see some 50/50 blend shirt options?

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine @MayHockeyNBCS are you on TV right now??

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine Unless you’re Vegas, then it all looks good

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine note to self, DO NOT approach Kuznetsov without prior approval from Tom Wilson

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@WaltonCaps Will 106.7 have your coverage???

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine the road to game one starts tonight ���🏒

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@copyistculture @russianmachine I could use some shots. We could all use some shots. Please Caps give us some shots.

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine IM STRESS EATING SO HARD, BASICALLY EATING IN ALL CAPS

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine game starts at 9:31 tonight, correct?

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine do you think the @NHLSituationRm is too busy tickling each other to be bothered with hockey right now?

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@ianoland Only if we can also call him Big Save Beagle

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine Caps moving it well in the Ozone but I don’t like some of this scrambled egg traffic in front of Holtbeast #thedjoosisloose

[Philip Young @philtheacct]

@russianmachine the NisCannon needs to be calibrated