Adam

Philly sports with maple syrup

[Adam @philthycanuck]

when ur a mouse and ur outta weed so you gotta smoke the cat

[Adam @philthycanuck]

can't beat the NBA for trades, it's not even close

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE 76ERS' NEW BIG FOUR WITH JAYLEN BROWN 🔔

[Adam @philthycanuck]

If I reload my Starbucks card enough times that there is enough money left on it for a drink one day, that’s a free drink

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

the “i got bursitis” line is an all-timer

[Adam @philthycanuck]

@FOXSports fucking slop

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Adam @philthycanuck]

I lost an entire stick of deodorant in a studio apartment. What the fuck

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Adam @philthycanuck]

Your boy paid off his car today. Time to drive it until the wheels fall off

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Adam @philthycanuck]

Sounds awful

[Andrew Marchand @AndrewMarchand]

Kyle Long will join the NFL Today, along with Russell Wilson, Nate Burleson announced on CBS Mornings.

[Adam @philthycanuck]

I know damn well one of these things is a lie

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Got those new Knicks shirts done, boss. Yep Spurs colors just like you asked

[Adam @philthycanuck]

Dana’s accent in season 2 is way more extreme than season 1 right?

[Adam @philthycanuck]

AJ was the best receiver we’ve ever had. He got his ring and wants to chase personal glory instead. Howie did a great job preparing the roster to replace him and getting good compensation. Can’t think of a better outcome for a shitty situation.

[Adam @philthycanuck]

The crushing responsibility of keeping the Britta filled

[Adam @philthycanuck]

My online doctor needs to work on his bedside manner