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Girl dad. Husband. Nutritional beverage producer. Jam band fan. Film & TV enthusiast. All views are my own - RTs ≠ endorsement.

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Theodore James Glasser
4/17/26 05:45
6lb 11oz
19 3/4" long

He's acting normal for being a little premature, but he will need to stay in the NICU for a few days to make sure he's breathing on his own properly.

Mom and baby are doing well!

We're extremely happy to have him ❤️

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#HappyDad

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@ShittyVibesTM Tell me about it. All 5 of my khaki shorts were too small to wear this week. I'm stretch bands and laced waists only at the moment 😳

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@HighwaterHenry I found it bizarre yet entertaining. Pace was fast enough to keep me interested all the way through.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The only road in Indiana that doesn’t have a pothole

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Why TF are there English red coats standing with the color guard? #indy500

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Happiest of birthdays to my ride or die homey, best man and favorite concert comrade, the one and only Rusty Lugnut aka @JeffreyWeddle! 🍻

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I'm feeling like @B_Fernandes8 breaks the assist record today‼️🫡👹 #MUFC

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@kabumped Primaries 🤣

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@MichaelRyanRuiz 🦎🫡

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@apisch @F1 @AppleTV Bananas start to this race... Max driving like a maniac.

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Congratulations @F1 you took the best made-for-TV product and absolutely ruined it by putting it on @AppleTV... The motion blur combined with the lack of High Definition and shoddy camera work make this practically unwatchable.

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@apisch @F1 @AppleTV

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@apisch @F1 @AppleTV Yeah my other buddy says it's not bad either it's probably my cheap ass TV; Ope! 😬

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#News @midwestern_ope

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@kabumped Just saw the headline... I'd still vote for ya. 🫡 #RageOn 🤘🏻

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God. Damnit. Now Kayden McDonald to the Texans 😥😥😥

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It'd be really cool if the Colts' division rivals stopped drafting my favorite Buckeye players. I'm stoked for Tate to go that high but he's going to be a problem. #Coats 🧥🧥🧥🧥🤡🤡🤡🤡

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It'd be really cool if the Colts' division rivals stopped drafting my favorite Buckeye players. I'm stoked for Tate to go that high but he's going to be a problem. #Coats 🧥🧥🧥🧥🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@BobsFunGirl I was frat bros with Wade back at Ball St. Bob was always so generous with his time. I spent many YEARS listening to the show and he always made me laugh. Very sorry for your loss 💙

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@lifeNtimesOfEdd Breaks my heart not seeing Jake up there but I commend the boys for playing through it. The show must go on!

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@apisch Thank you sir! Where does the time go, ammirite?

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Baby DEFCON 1!!!