Phil Weber

Technical trainer at @newrelic. Curator of fine humor.

[Phil Weber @philweber]

I would have expected Quantum to notify me well in advance of disabling my Internet access, and at the very least to know that there was an outage when I contacted you for support. Please do better. 3/3

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@quantumfiber Last Friday, my Internet went offline with no advance notice. Quantum’s website and chat support reported that there was no outage at my address. 1/3

[Phil Weber @philweber]

When a tech came out on Monday, he said that Lumen had removed the fiber optic cable in my neighborhood to move it underground. I had to switch to another Internet provider on short notice in order to do my job. 2/3

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@verrigo @newrelic @verrigo You may find this document helpful: https://t.co/jQiy44yG5K

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@meetsidekick Okay, I think I figured it out: I am trying to add a custom URL as an app. Apparently that is now a Pro feature (though it was not in the past).

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@meetsidekick I am trying to add a fourth item to my sidebar, and am being told it is a Pro feature. I thought Free accounts can have up to 10 sidebar items?

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@meetsidekick No

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@meetsidekick No, one account each in Asana, Gmail, and Slack. Four apps in my Workspace.

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@meetsidekick Okay, I am still below 5 sidebar apps. Why is it telling me it is a Pro feature?

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@atomicbutterfly https://t.co/rMy2FLi95Y

[Phil Weber @philweber]

I am interested in talking to organizations that are using Action Mapping to create customer technical training. If you know of any, please send them my way! #instructionaldesign https://t.co/EzxpN8PcnG

[Phil Weber @philweber]

I just thought of a great pet name: Jimmy Kibble! :)

[Phil Weber @philweber]

I didn’t realize bad vision is a problem for piranhas. I would have expected dental issues :)

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Filling out my annual review

[Phil Weber @philweber]

Yes, family from Mariupol: Did productivity myths help you escape? 🙂

[New Relic @newrelic]

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Not Wordle, just that one server that's always going down

[Phil Weber @philweber]

Join me this Weds (Nov 3) for some FREE hands-on training to level up your New Relic skills:

• Instrumenting Your Service Using Agents
• Collecting Custom Data
• Test True Availability Using Synthetic Monitors

https://t.co/9rjTC2O77P

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@thehighsign No Salma Hayek in the photo caption?

[Phil Weber @philweber]

@urge2virg It could be worse: it could be your job to measure this. https://t.co/sI3RsN8sWl