Phiwo

UWC Alumni🧑‍🎓
Occupational Therapist💚
CANCER♋

[Zahra B @Talk2meeh]

Girl to girl what did you do to your appearance that upgraded you 100% ?

Tell us

[mntwan'omhle☠️🤍🖤 @mntwanomhle10]

The only people who stresses me it’s the South Africans😂😂😂

[Jessica 🗽 @itsOnly_Jessica]

Being cheated on.

You will literally feel like you’re choking on your own heart or someone physically stabbed your heart continuously yet you’re still breathing.

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

cuddling a man that smells good is so nice man. uloku sondela and bury your head in his chest? accompanied by kisses while he sleeps? shembeeeeeeee😍

[vampira @vampl0vrrr]

egypt has been robbed... FIFA are so desperate for argentina to win.

[res 🇿🇦 @msresii]

my true passion is being South African😭😭

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

History for South Africa! 🇿🇦

They’ve qualified for the knockout stage of the @FIFAWorldCup for the first time ever 👏

[L. @lola_oyetoro]

Jonasi Gomora was operating on a level of madness that deserves academic study. 😭😂

This man was sleeping with his brother’s girlfriend/side chick, got his wife to sign divorce papers, reconciled with her immediately after, dumped the side chick after reconciling with his wife and children, went back to the side chick, got her pregnant with twins, then moved on to his daughter’s friend — a girl who was practically a daughter in the household.

As if that wasn’t enough, he was also sleeping with his brother’s wife… who later turned out to not actually be his brother’s wife but his childhood lover and original second wife, with whom he had a grown daughter. The child everyone thought belonged to his brother was actually his. 😭

What’s truly insane is that Joyce (his wife) and us, the viewers, were discovering these secrets together. Every episode felt like a group therapy session where we all found out our husband was mad at the exact same time. 😂😭

His approach to life was simple:

You’re pregnant? Children are a blessing.

You want to get married? No problem.

You lost a baby? You’ll heal and have another.

Got an STI? “I’m not dying today.” 😂

Need a house? Done.

Flowers? Absolutely.

You won’t give him what he wants when he’s in the mood? He has hands. 😭😂

You point a gun at him? Obviously you’re trying to kill yourself because his delusional mind cannot comprehend that anyone would want to kill him. You love him too much. 😭

It takes a truly dangerous level of grandiosity to look at a woman actively plotting your downfall and conclude:

“Poor thing. She’s struggling with the thought of losing me.”

😭😭😭

The moment you become an obstacle, he’s already onto the next woman.

You know a man is Evil Pro Max when all the women involved eventually stop competing with one another and start comforting each other.

At some point, the wives, exes, side chicks and baby mamas all realized they were victims of the same community project. 😭

And the replacement cycle was legendary:

Essie (his childhood lover and original second wife) was replaced with someone younger.

Joyce (his wife) was cheated on with someone younger.

Matipa (the side chick with the twins) thought she had won and secured her place as second wife, only to discover she was actually third wife… and then got replaced by someone even younger — his daughter’s friend. 😭😭😭

Every woman thought she was different.

Every woman thought she was the exception.

Every woman eventually discovered she was part of a rotation.

The man wasn’t building relationships.

He was running a relay race. 😂😭

The only people this weyrey didn’t sleep with were the maid, the mother-in-law, and us the viewers. 😭

Very, very mad man.

But beyond the madness, the writers did something remarkable with this series. What could have been a simple story about infidelity became a fascinating study of narcissism, manipulation, ego, power, and the emotional damage one charismatic man can leave in his wake.

The most impressive thing wasn’t even Jonasi’s endless scandals. It was how every woman was written with enough depth that you understood why she stayed, why she left, why she forgave, or why she fought.

You spend the entire series angry at Jonasi, shocked by Jonasi, laughing at Jonasi, and somehow still waiting to see what fresh nonsense Jonasi will do next.

The man is exhausting.

The writing is addictive.

And the chaos is elite.

Now I hear the series is based on a novel.

I must find it and read it because clearly the author woke up one day and decided peace was overrated. 😭😂

#ThePolygamist

[Rendani (MBA - Wits) @Rendani666]

The fact that this Polygamyst thing didn’t trigger a single childhood trauma is such a blessing. Reading people’s takes and I just realized I owe my dad even more respect. He was and still continues being a good father and husband to my mom ❤️

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

South Africa the best country in the world!!🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Phiwo @phiwongxeks]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[“Is this a love island joke??” @aseisheated]

Abathandazeli, Amagqirha, Amagqwirha. I need everyone to LOCK TF IN!! DEADASS!!

[SewelaNkoana @sewelankoana]

Bafazi where are we buying baggy tracksuits this winter?

[Phiwo @phiwongxeks]

@streetcode01 @AdvoBarryRoux Stop lying, the pass rate for 2025 was 98,2%. The school has never been at the bottom, not even once.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Girl to girl

[Zee @ZeeDimps]

Guys, please send those Hello Kitty and not wanting to work memes. Ndiyacela bethuna, kuyaphuthuma 😭

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

What advice would you give a first time car buyer ?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

What was the first series you were completely addicted to? The series that paused everything?

[David (TalkingCents) @talkcentss]

What is the biggest financial mistake you have ever made?

[Phiwo @phiwongxeks]

@vutlharee @dvsn Chommie mandize😭