Phil

It's me, Phil Owen, the human!

[Phil @phl0wen]

@xvnightshade @MUTEMATH Scratch that, just got the confirmation email. 25 min later. I’ll take it!

[Phil @phl0wen]

@xvnightshade @MUTEMATH Same

[Phil @phl0wen]

@madlynobrienn This wins

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@ndhoag @ahc @ahc

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Woodchucks should not be meteorologists.

[Phil @phl0wen]

@ndhoag THAT’S OUR MOM

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@apratimsai9 @cowgirlup21283 @curiosityonx methane.

[Phil @phl0wen]

@drrollergator POTAT-IO

[Phil @phl0wen]

Well, well, well…okay Mr. Texas Edition

[Phil @phl0wen]

@SMALLALBUMS Plans is still very good

[Phil @phl0wen]

@scottmowen @NomToble I am at home.

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@scottmowen @NomToble Chicken Enchiladas Wolf!

[Phil @phl0wen]

@ndhoag The most underrated tweet of 2020

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@MatthewEPierce @Franklin_Graham Orange Chicken is the greatest gift the Christ child was given by one of the Magi. It inspired the light of the world and it continues to be a gift to the whole world today.

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@ndhoag @PastorMark

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@ndhoag @adamdreyer ❤️

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@ndhoag @adamdreyer Was getting poop in your beard UNusual?

[Phil @phl0wen]

@JEBofChrist @erichoke What's your stance on cotton candy?

[Phil @phl0wen]

@erichoke see @ndhoag, I told you the cotton candy is a winner. Let me know when you're ready to invest.