velveeta smooth

LARPing as an idiot

[chase @_chase_____]

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

Is there homework in grad school

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

smoking on that shit that made gene wilder

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

It’s not about dignity it’s about winning the game and yes I did win the game

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

All right, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

@EvansFreshOats evidently not

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

haven’t tweeted since January but I’m back to say you CAN be in your 6th year of grad school and STILL be fucking up your experiments !!

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

throwing out my brutalist poster from alamo drafthouse because of the ai thing. and because i was going to anyways

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The news hitting in the middle of a workday

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

in the lab, straight up curing it. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Alzheimer's Disease.

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

Producing horrible Data

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

PhD stands for Pursuing hellish Disappointment

[velveeta smooth @phlippapippa2]

Pissing hours Down (the drain)

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild

[Adam Nayman @brofromanother]

You don’t hear much about Lydia Tar these days

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

shot of the decade