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Police: you were in a very bad accident. Your phone is smashed. Can we ring anyone? Your family, friends, a partner?
Me: I don't know any of their numbers
Police: how about Live and Kicking, which went off air in 2001?
Me: oh one eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one.
Aged 15 : "I wish someone would invite me out!"
Aged 25 : "I've been out every night this week!"
Aged 35 : "I think I might be going out too much."
Aged 45 : "No way I'm going out."
Aged 50 : "I really should try to get out more..."
Aged 55 : "I wish someone would invite me out."
If you were inventing a religion, you wouldn’t have its founder disgraced and comprehensively publicly defeated by the religious and political authorities. There is no explanation of the cross as the centre of Christianity that is as compelling as the possibility that it’s true…
“It's okay for somebody who's a Marxist to bring what they've learned from Das Kapital into the room, but not to take what you believe from the Bible. That's nonsense, isn't it?”
@TimFarron tells #TimesRadio that being religious can be a bar to serving in high public office.
If you are preaching anywhere today, don't underestimate what could happen - @sajidjavid confirms it was Les Isaac's sermon at National Prayer Breakfast that nudged him to resign & instigated this week's seismic events... https://t.co/VxBR0FnBHZ
The meaning of life, the universe and everything depends on Easter. If the accounts of Easter Sunday are accurate then there is a god, we know his name and the search is over… Happy Easter.
Canada's finest.. Choir! Choir! Choir! give us a superb rendition of the Belle & Sebastian classsic 'The Boy With The Arab Strap' Taken from the bands 3rd album, released 1998. How wonderful is this! @nee_massey@bellesglasgow@choirchoirchoir
Our experience dealing with @HastingsDirect @HastingsHelp compared to RAC Insurance today ... Hastings took 68 minutes to answer the phone, RAC did it within 1 minute, Such a huge difference in the quality of customer service
@darrenhayman Deva, Bristan, Ideal Standard, Grohe. If you go for one of the models shown on their websites (rather than unique to one shop) the parts will be much easier to get hold of in the future.