Brendan Philip

what the fuck is the internet

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

all and only metaphor

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

how low iq of u to still think you can measure anything about people by their iq

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

would you like to dance with me we’re doing the cosmic slop

[Døm ツ @malcxlmflex]

hate to admit this but Paulo Freire was right about vapid slogans killing the capacity for critical thinking and you see it every day on this app. people cannot argue beyond the recycled terms and canonized one-liners they memorized

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

partial (read: 3/164) 2024 book haul

[extrêmement vivant @anaamshi]

Me

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

i really thought having a manual car would curb my temptation to look at my phone while driving but it was just a new challenge to prove i could do it

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

i would like to re-enact the moment in the pandemic where i got too stoned off my vape and was making my mom listen to actress in the car and she turned and looked at me and asked if i was ok. real bonding that was.

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

All you ever get is all you steal

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

It’s 10pm
👁sound on👁

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

Performing to watch yourself perform, to remind yourself beyond a memory, because memory is liquid we have logic boards.

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

I cant stop finding my horniness funny and my impotence so droll.

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

This life is filmed before a live studio audience.

[ben @talkingben04]

it’s insane that even in the poster gal gadot looks like she cannot act

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

it really is all just the snake eating its tail.

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

@seanleon Literally the apple autocorrect

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

This is really incredible to watch. Bowie on Soul Train. He’s clearly on 10,000mg of pure 1970’s CIA cocaine

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

its giving bacchanal, cunt and jodorowoskys dune

[Brendan Philip @phlpbnks]

the future is primal
rawr rawr ooga

[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

Viral tweets. Bacterial tweets. Animalistic tweets. Spiritual tweets.