Nicolai

chuck your bengis up and let’s get this bread gamers - they/them lesbiab

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

hey @instagram I’m trying to regain access to an account from 2014 and I’m getting caught in a loop. There’s photos of me plastered all over the public profile. I can prove it’s me and SOMEHOW the email address attached to that account is also attached to another of mine. HELP!!

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

Hey @AppleTV and @peacock I pressed ONE wrong button when signing up for a bundle and now it’s been 3 months of “we can’t fix it, try to cancel and resubscribe”. Can SOMEBODY on the back end get the RIGHT Peacock account associated with my Apple account?

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

@funkyfrogbait do you have a FB page? If not, someone is impersonating you to the tune of 80k likes. I tried to DM you the link

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

imagine a social media but with the OkCupid “I don’t want to see or be seen by straight people” toggle

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

“Violence begets violence”

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

“what about his wife and kids” they’re probably gonna be relieved dude. Do you know how many of those right wing talking heads are abusive to their spouses and children. There’s a new story breaking like every other year. She might finally be allowed to have a bank account!

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

Man I just like kinda think if you spend your life’s work spreading hateful propaganda that it’s only natural you should come to a hateful end.

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

nobody fights harder in the battle of misinformation than the people who genuinely believe getting bitten by a brown recluse is a death sentence

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

when u deeply love someone and you’re both capable of communicating, it can be possible to come back together better and stronger. but baby we are taking it so much slower this time. once burned, twice shy. But the fact I’m even giving it a chance means something too.

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

most humiliating thing about getting back w/someone who did you wrong (mild/medium, not crazy) is having to explain *why* you’re not ready to show off / brag yet. of course YOU’RE proud to be back with me, I wasn’t the one who made you cry and lose faith in the relationship.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

lame ass nazi motherfuckers, nobody likes or respects you. hope you all quit.

[nyx @danysfigs]

the kindest possible female ruler suddenly goes mad and abandons everything they stood for just so the show can uplift the male mc as the most righteous

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

they finally got their “baby” out of that woman’s corpse so now the family can finally have a chance to grieve. I’m sure they’re elated at the last months of her life being spent as an incubator

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

https://t.co/mLHGppIWjG

[AFKilla @AFKillaz]

can’t be devastated by a stock market crash if you were never offered a 401k by your employers to begin with

[Nicolai @phluphfy]

genius strategy to meet attractive men tbh

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

This is crazy 😭