Phil Watts

Reader. Writer. Producer. Map lover.

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@Angry_Norton @hungryforapples Yeah they tried to shut me down on ITV

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@hungryforapples @Angry_Norton Would rather grab a BK whooper with you guys though, just for old times sake

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@hungryforapples @Angry_Norton I see - seems like Chiswick Park is upping it's restaurant game then

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@hungryforapples @Angry_Norton New office?

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@MayorofLondon Surely time to step up and do something about the never ending Southern Rail misery #southernFail

[Charlotte Stoel @Miss_Stoel]

Double trouble at @thevinobeano wine tasting #WineWednesday #winetasting

[Jack Grosvenor @JackGros86]

Couldn't have said it better myself! @thevinobeano is the place...#teamVB #anewwineworld #wine #Christmaswine #redwine #whitewine #champagne https://t.co/uxhkMaFepx

[Charlotte Stoel @Miss_Stoel]

Wine tasting night to celebrate @phlwtts' birthday has kicked off. First @thevinobeano wine down, 18 to go!

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@rickygervais - the existence of Special Correspondents might be the best argument yet against the existence of a God.

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@Miss_Stoel this actually makes me a little sad

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@Angry_Norton @hungryforapples I guess

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@Angry_Norton @hungryforapples I could go for one of Frankie's J-Potays

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@Angry_Norton yeah if you ask him nicely he probably definitely 100% might

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@hungryforapples @Angry_Norton tbh I didn't even do that much so I can't really have a go at him.

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@Angry_Norton yeah he misses you too. He actually told me that you were the wind in his sales and now he's all adrift at sea.

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

@Angry_Norton this would of felt better if @hungryforapples hadn't had to prompt you... but I suppose I can forgive you. How you been?

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

RIP David Bowie. A true genius and undoubtably one of the all time greats. Thanks for the music.

[Phil Watts @phlwtts]

Microsoft unveils new Windows 10 devices on @livestream: http://t.co/9nAG0A2fWV