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[little baby doo @phntmcutie]

omg women are so unfunny and have no personality at all
*woman tries to be funny*
ugh WHAT A BITCH

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@Saweetie @halleberry no whip?????????

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It’s 2021 why do we care about what the pope has to say about anything

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the way these two had me in a chokehold in 2011

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what kind of wack ass UI update is this @bumble all of these causes matter equally to me and it’s dumb to make me choose only at most 5 (esp when there’s other things like hobbies and music that I also want displayed)

[little baby doo @phntmcutie]

man who made a career out of punching people in the face:

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Your “rEsPeCtFuL KiNg” punched your mom in the face

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What if I shared a pic of my pore strip on here……just kidding!! Haha!!!

unless…………………

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@anichejoke They’re actually called lizzbians 💀

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@anichejoke Lizzards

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ngl sitaphal is an affront against nature but she likes it so it can stay.

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pls

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I gotta agree with men when they say women are bad at replying on dating apps. I’ve been on bumble bff since college and I get ghosted like 90% of the time. (And I am also very guilty of doing this to others myself)

It’s just exhausting to keep the conversation going

[little baby doo @phntmcutie]

using a beauty blender is the closest I’m going to get to having a titty on my face

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Especially all these “if you listen to x then you’re basic” tweets bro stfu let people enjoy things. Not everyone wants to base their personality on being the first one to discover shit

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Gatekeeping hobbies and fandoms is so boring and immature. It’s the kind of shit you do in your early teens and grow out of but here we are seeing grown ass adults acting like something is being taken away from them every time a younger/newer person shows interest in something

[little baby doo @phntmcutie]

thinking about fried tofu sheets in these trying times

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https://t.co/KZa9srvxzB

[Meta @Meta]

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[little baby doo @phntmcutie]

Meta??!!! Fucking META?????

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this is the first song I learnt on the piano back in may and I still mess it up sometimes

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@juvenile_crone She said “on jeans? On jeans!” Ma’am you look good, and that’s on genes