Phoebe Haig

Copywriter. I’ll tell you where you can stick your semi-colons.

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@tompeck For babies not born yet. Their mums aren’t pregnant yet. Their parents might not have even met yet!

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@emmahaslett @TomFromROAR If your baby is born next month they won't get the one yr old's free care though right?

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@RebeccaCNReid = why they’re announcing it. Also if they do nurseries will go bust. So it mightn’t be such a win for childcare after all

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@CaraLisette I am so pleased for you Cara. Thank you for your help in a dark few hours 🙏

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@adliterate What a beaut

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@DavidKennaway *thinking*

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@GAMEdigital I bought a gift voucher that never showed up - still not response from GAME

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@GAMEdigital Pls get back to my tweet, Facebook messsage, email, online chat, or trust pilot review - I’m missing a 50 quid voucher I bought as a gift and nobody will answer me for three days??????

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Keir Starmer says everybody knows somebody like Gavin Williamson - “a sad middle manager getting off on intimidating those beneath him”.

He adds they also know somebody like PM - “the boss who is so weak, so worried that bullies will turn on him, that he hides behind them.”

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

@vonduffer Boycotting the football *and* showing the football. What exactly is your problem? 😂

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

The most important issue of our time. Please rethink ⁦@RishiSunak⁩ https://t.co/03rvzaYxX0

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

🌍Rishi Sunak has demoted his climate minister and pulled out of the COP summit in Egypt… yet No 10 says tackling climate change remains a “priority”. Meanwhile:

https://t.co/zDnckW4r6q

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

Cambridge Uni, here’s your next ad

[Richard Morris @richardmorrisuk]

University Education of UK PMs since the war.

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[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.
#GeneralElectionN0W

*Rishi Sunak boasts of taking money from “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy*

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

🌹Labour leader Keir Starmer calls for a general election.

"The Tories cannot respond to their latest shambles by yet again clicking their fingers & shuffling the people at the top without the consent of the British people.

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

Mental health tip: never vote these shitbags in again
#WorldMentalHealthDay

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

Thought it was time to tell my 16 yo they’re actually inset days not insect days

[Phoebe Haig @phoebe_haig]

When both Michael Gove and the actual fucking King of England start looking liberal you know we’re fucked

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Patients currently waiting 18+ hours stuck in back of ambulances OUTSIDE hospitals.

Patients who *already* waited ++ hours for ambulance to reach them.

Patients with chest pain, respiratory failure, stroke.

Patients sick enough to die.

It is barbaric, inhuman & happening now.