Chris Duffy

Co-Chief & Creative Director at Fire Dept. Multi-award loser. Keynote listener, at best. I’ll give your dog the belly rub of its life.
✌🏻🔥 @firedeptco 🔥✌🏻

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

@henrywinter @robstaton Sanctions that are based on the running of the club should end when the person running the club fails, and has it taken off them. It’s like telling the foster family of a kid taken into care that they have to take on the driving bans and drug debts of the fucked up parents first

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

Congrats @rickygervais on your best character yet

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

...happy Friday everyone!

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

One view:

‘The partygate scandal was overblown’ - Kemi Badenoch

Another view:

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

@GaReth_Rutter Pitta bread/crumpets out of a toaster with a knife in the way I’m off.

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

@stewartmcgarva Where do you think my feet are right now? Did you actually stand up while queuing?! 😂

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

I bet you’re in a queue right now aren’t you?

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

@simon_price01 @Manics Bunch of sour cunts. Their fans much worse. Self important non-entities. The worst of the miserablists masquerading as intellectuals. Get a fucking job in HMV and quit the introspective self-sucking floppy cocking and do everyone a favour.

[Callum Smith @TheCallumSmith]

Good decisions can be based on logic and intuition alone, rather than reams of data.

Source: history

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Liz Truss considered cutting NHS cancer care to pay for tax cuts.

State sponsored democide of low/middle income citizens to appease the rich.

Terror wrapped up as economic policy.

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here", wrote William Shakespeare.
https://t.co/foJ00eZONF

[Matt Johnson @MattJohno1989]

Sheffield Wednesday season so far, see you Friday. #SWFC

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Can we please stop referring to the rioters as thick cunts. I’m a thick cunt and I don’t want to be tarred with the same brush as these troublemakers

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

The problem here is the PR. It's a nice improvement, but It's a minor tweak in the eyes of the footy frat. Just roll it out and don't announce it.

It's the marketing equvalent of a gender reveal party. Nobody else gives a flying shit.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The agency who designed Feyenoord’s new logo.

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

Italy was a gift we didn’t have the grift for. Spain was a wing and a Rodri prayer we should’ve had a plan for. Gareth is a lovely bloke we should’ve thanked and waved off after Qatar. We start as we mean to go on - as back foot reactionaries. Time for someone seeking blood. #eng

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

Lots to love here.

[Jonathan Wilson @jonawils]

What is happening?

https://t.co/b3WhDwQpsw

[Craig Sanderson @craig_san]

Client during your pitch knowing they were always going to stick with the incumbent agency anyway.

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

Wrote ‘Liz’ on the back of her own head, posted the ballot through an open window, ate the pencil and accidentally set fire to the booth on the way out.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Just voted. Polls open until 10pm. #VoteConservative

[Ben Golik @bengolik]

They left us on waiting lists. They left us in corridors. They left us choosing to heat or eat. They left us hungry at school. They left us to serve themselves, court their cronies and line their pockets. They left us to follow the rules while they partied. They left us and they laughed at us.

Today is the day to abandon the Tories.

#GeneralElection2024 #votelabour #toriesout #starmergeddon p

[Chris Duffy @vonduffer]

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[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🏆 HE’S DONE IT!!! @MarkCavendish 35th win in the Tour de France!!!

🏆 IL L’A FAIT !!! @MarkCavendish remporte sa 35ème victoire sur le Tour de France !!!

#TDF2024