Phoebe Torres

My agent said I shouldn't tell people I'm 30.
She/her

[Phoebe Torres @phoebeatorres]

what if it was called nutflex

[Phoebe Torres @phoebeatorres]

Happy birthday to Caesar salad only

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[Phoebe Torres @phoebeatorres]

Oh babe no they were saying JAVA. They're for taking JAVA on the go

[Yuppie @yuppie064432]

Stanley and Yeti cups finally got the test they deserved. 1600°C settled the debate

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

They arrested journalists before they did anything substantial to the ICE agents who executed American citizens.

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

The murderous ICE agents are simply being shuffled around to new locations like the church does with pedophile priests.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Keith Porter’s killer has not been arrested yet.

Renee Good’s killer has not been arrested yet.

Alex Pretti’s killer has not been arrested yet.

All 3 of these killers are being protected by the U.S. government and we must continue to demand their arrest.

No justice. No peace!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

KRISTI NOEM MUST RESIGN.

[Steve Sladkowski @sladkow]

Use your brain you fucking assholes

[trash jones @jzux]

i get him i really do

[Phoebe Torres @phoebeatorres]

The only way I survive my job

[katie @katefeetie]

I love New York and I’m sorry for all the stuff I said when the G train was delayed

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

If ever you find yourself zip tying a child’s hands I wanna be really clear with you on what this says about you. You’re not one of the “good guys.” You’re the problem. Your soul is rotten. Your intentions are evil. And whoever is above you telling you to do this is hella Nazi.

[Zo 🍁🥢🦔 @benwyattsoutie]

ICON EMMY WINNER BRITT LOWER

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

This Labor Day, thank unions for:

✔️weekends
✔️8-hour workdays
✔️a minimum wage
✔️paid overtime
✔️breaks during work
✔️the right to strike
✔️child labor laws
✔️workplace safety standards

Now, let us grow the trade union movement and win more for workers.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The people who threw rocks at Ruby Bridges for trying to go to school are now upset their grandchildren might learn about them throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges.

Some of those people who threw rocks are still alive.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I don't know how you justify covering the White House in gold after you cut cancer research funding and SNAP benefits for poor, hungry children

Explain it to me like I'm a starving child with cancer.

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

This is the end result of anti-trans bigotry: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender McCarthyism.

[Phoebe Torres @phoebeatorres]

Will i get in trouble if I print this out and hang it up at work

[Mazzy✨ @ollieternity]

Can someone make a horror movie about how quickly people can get sucked into making a food service job their whole life and they end up only being friends, dating, and hanging out at their place of work

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

YOU CUT FUNDING FOR THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.

THIS is what happens when you do that, you fucking ghoul.