phoebe (⊙‿⊙✿)

howdy y’all

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[jon @prasejeebus]

How it feels to have never listened to a Morgan Wallen song and to know that I never have to

[lis @simplytomh]

my favorite part of the superbowl was when the lesbians killed all the players

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

gaga is always at her best when she’s vaguely catholic

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

every generation gets an Imagine Dragons

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

society has concluded that HE is FATHER.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

I’m gonna free the Muppets

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i’m still convinced jordan peele’s thrillers are so good because this is his wife and since she is clearly unhinged she’s a great source of inspiration

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Alec @surialaw]

The ball is alive and doesn’t like being thrown around like that

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[Michael Peruggia @michaelperuggia]

Why did god make me so hot and stupid

[amanda @amandabb__]

i am the person watching the pimple popper, callus removal, skin shedding, and ingrown toe nail removal videos

[phoebe (⊙‿⊙✿) @phoebesonoh]

@superBREEZYtho so valid LMAOO

[phoebe (⊙‿⊙✿) @phoebesonoh]

@superBREEZYtho that song and also All of Me by John Legend asvdgdhjddjjdj

[Misha and Irish’s Newports @herejonahgo]

Wu, Homecoming Warrior.