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[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: California Governor Gavin Newsom says the Justice Department is investigating him and his wife.

[Phoenix 5 🏴‍☠️ @phoenix5time]

@RepThomasMassie @RepRoKhanna 🙄

[NC Scout @Brushbeater]

Happy 251st to the US Army!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Phoenix 5 🏴‍☠️ @phoenix5time]

@BasedMikeLee Go build a rocket you commie suckling pig.

[Phoenix 5 🏴‍☠️ @phoenix5time]

@4nt1p4tt3rn Thomas Jefferson was right

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love the incredible people of SpaceX beyond words

[Mike Kobe 🪶 @Lawton_Braves]

Natives need to bear firmly in mind that if the demographics of this nation wildly vary from the traditional white majority, it won't be some great development for us.

It will be the opposite. We share a history with the whites, good and bad, but it's behind us now. The whites like and admire us, and as little as some of us want to admit it, they have helped us enormously.

The newcomers don't give a damn about us. We have no history with Pakistanis or Afghans or whoever. They are coming to conquer, that's it.

If we don't stand with the whites, we will fall together. It's that simple.

[Phoenix 5 🏴‍☠️ @phoenix5time]

@SenJohnCurtis Protective us from what you stupid son of a bitch. They have been unable to prove that the patriot act or FISA has saved even one American or prevented one terrorist attack

[4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 @4nt1p4tt3rn]

Lemme explain something to y'all about White folk:

When you finally push us over the line from which there is no return, we will gleefully burn the world down around you.

Why?

Because we're the only motherfuckers capable of rebuilding it after you're gone.

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

You have to check this out…

This is literally unimaginable in South Africa

America is so Awesome!

[Phoenix 5 🏴‍☠️ @phoenix5time]

@TaraBull Where do I start? Don’t threaten us with a good time? Can we help you pack? I can’t see a downside. I’m sure gonna miss all those drive-by shootings

[Gabriel 🌩️ @Countcristo44]

Juneteenth has been changed to Austin Metcalf Remembrance Day.
Pass it on.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This is so devastating. Imagine being a black parent tonight. How do you protect your children? If they go out and stab just one person, they might go to prison. It’s like a black man in America can’t even murder anyone anymore. Unimaginable. Jim Crow all over again. I’m furious.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Name a democratic country with less-secure elections than the U.S.

We need voter ID

We need the SAVE America Act

[Phoenix 5 🏴‍☠️ @phoenix5time]

@RealJamesWoods Bye Felicia

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@Spindrift76 @tvheidihatch Thank you. Someone had to say it.