phoenix

welcome aboard the hot mess express

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

@LucasStrat3 They used to swarm and eat dried eggs on garage doors

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

Word on the street is dogs hate Chase Piss

[Lucas Stratuliak @LucasStrat3]

Chase perce badly wanted to go to art school to study poetry & painting when he was younger but his dad made him join the family business of plant operating instead

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

@RespectfulMemes @chasepiss me to Jason

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

@joeroganhq Erika Kirk vs Candace Owens together

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

@MakisMedicine @joeroganhq I second this!!!

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

My dog everytime I pet my cat:

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

POV you’re my boss denying my vacation and I’m giving you Erika Kirk eyes

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

Me when they turn the big lights on

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

I heard Chase piss is an accutane baby

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Our show will be off air this week.
As an update, both the White House and our counterterrorism agencies have confirmed receipt of what I reported publicly: Emmanuel Macron attempted to organize my assassination, per a source close to the first couple.

Also, I will again state that the French legionnaires were involved in Charlie Kirk’s assassination but they did not act alone.

For all of you who doubted my claims, you can now look to the President of the United States and our intelligence communities to issue a statement to confirm whether I am telling the truth.

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

@chasepiss Did you get a hamster

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

@pepsisuqqs Bachelorette dawson creek edition but instead of a rose you hand each guy a hard hat

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

@chasepiss The costume in question

[phoenix @phoenixboulder]

No thanks I don’t need Tylenol

I’m already autistic

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

[John j @Johnj52668955]

Fuck you @LucasStrat3 @Jasonwozniak98 2 cows

[John j @Johnj52668955]

Fuck you @LucasStrat3 @Jasonwozniak98 I now own 1 cow

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

American Eagle jeans only go up to size 18. A liberal boycott won’t affect them at all. 😂

[Lucas Stratuliak @LucasStrat3]

I feel like someone time travelled back to 2600 BCE & delivered the recipe for Espresso Martinis to the Egyptian’s, that’s literally the only logical explanation on how tf they built them pyramid’s