Phoenix Glass 🚼

I'm not a windshield company in Arizona, I'm a person. A writer person. Columbia University MFA. Teacher at Westport Writer's Workshop.

[Phoenix Glass 🚼 @phogonzo]

I wish @kanyewest would open a breakfast restaurant called "Omelet You Finish" #justforpun

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Warring is boring

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I get not wanting to teach little kids critical race theory but at some point they'll be old enough to realize the adults are racist and demand an explanation

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@bdflorsheim Hell yeah, it is. Why would any grocery store go back to free plastic bags when they can charge 10 cents per paper bag?

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Back into the bowels of Amazon Prime Video

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@RepMarieNewman Newman!

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This a fabulous pun on multiple levels. Bravo, sir.

[Not Real Donald Trump @RealDonalDrumpf]

People taking my name off of buildings are tampering with an erection!

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@ThatEricAlper Sybil

[Rebecca Saltzman @beccasaltz]

One of the girls in my 9 year old’s class just said “My favorite author, other than myself, is Judy Blume,” and that’s the energy I want to see from all women writers going forward

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Can we please all agree that this experiment of having a dumb TV host and shady real estate developer with no government knowledge, 3 wives, 6 bankruptcies, 68 charges of sexual assault, 5,800 lawsuits, and $1 billion in debt as president is not going well at all? #ConvictTrump

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

RT if you think the Senate should #ExpelJoshHawley

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Just to reset, the President of the United States sicced his supporters on Congress and his own Vice President, leading to a violent coup attempt that disrupted the peaceful transition of power.

He should be removed and arrested alongside the terrorists who carried out his will.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I still hate Lindsey Graham.

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

Members of Congress elected on the very same ballots to which they plan to object on Jan 6 should refuse to be sworn-in tomorrow, for if Trump’s defeat isn’t legitimate, how can their victories be legitimate?

[Phoenix Glass 🚼 @phogonzo]

I've only read the book, is the movie any good? https://t.co/6mlEPWFESl

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Refusing to wear a mask doesn't make you free.

It makes you a danger to others.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

So, let me get this right. The criticism of Dr. Jill Biden is that she’s not a “medical doctor?” Says a bunch of people who have been ignoring medical doctors about a pandemic that has killed over 300,000 Americans? Can someone invent a hypocrisy mute button?

[Phoenix Glass 🚼 @phogonzo]

My 15-month-old is obsessed with books I'm so proud #BookWorm

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

People should have voted for Hillary.