Fake Amy Klobuchar

Congress Simulation 2016. *Not affiliated with the real Senator Klobuchar*

[Jack Pitney @jpitney]

Fall 2016 #CMC Congress Simulation!

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@RepSenAyyyyotte I appreciated the kind words supporting S48 from the Republican side. Let's end underage drinking and driving!

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@CredTuzForTexas Hoping Ted Cruz will be this friendly to Sri during the vote! #friendsforlife

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@FakePatLeahy @notSenLGraham

[The Dark Leahy Rises @FakePatLeahy]

I thank @notSenLGraham for voting to keep Planned Parenthood's valuable reproductive health services.

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

Wishing a happy birthday to the President of the United States, @notorious_HRC45!

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@CredTuzForTexas #obstructionistGOP For the record, we walked out before 7pm, gone approx 3 min, and committee was back on schedule by 730pm

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@SenatorChassley taking his SWEET TIME today in committee.

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@FakePatLeahy @CredTuzForTexas further proof that he is a great candidate!!!

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@RepSenAyyyyotte @GIJoniErnst Hopefully you read the bills closer than you proofread your own hashtags! #senatorsthAtreadthebills

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

Interested to see how @CredTuzForTexas responds to Srinivasan hearing tonight. Cruz did vote to confirm Sri to DC Circuit in 2013.

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@SenatorChassley With a true "zero tolerance" policy in place I hope to see a nation that has 0 deaths a year from this cause.

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@SenatorChassley 1900 deaths a year involve a driver under the age of 21 who has a BAC over 0%.

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

@SenatorChassley Exactly what are you asking for?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"Get this, Donald:
Nasty women are tough.
Nasty women are smart.
And nasty women vote."
—@ElizabethForMA https://t.co/tTgeqxNqYm

[Fake Amy Klobuchar @phonyklobuchar]

How I feel after @notorious_HRC45 State of the Union Address!!