Jaded Bitch ♋︎

If one more person gets on my ass, OSHA is going to require me to install handrails

I find things.

INTJ

Pronoun: Bitch

#NobodyCares

[Jaded Bitch ♋︎ @photon_queen]

Was told something similar growing up when we went to church.
The Catholic church we attended had beautiful marble angel statues on the altar.
My parents told me that if I misbehaved God would turn me to marble just like the angels.
That actually may have been really cool.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

The most elite parenting flex of 2026 just dropped. 😂😂😂

Mom at Target points at the kid mannequins and tells her child:

“These ones ran from their mother. Target froze them forever. Stay together or this is you.”

No yelling. No timeout. No empty threats.

Just pure psychological warfare using the décor.

I’m taking notes. My new strategy is “if you wander off, Wegmans turns you into a mannequin.”

Who’s trying this next weekend? 🤣

[Jaded Bitch ♋︎ @photon_queen]

@againsthem92 Yikes! You are right. Bless her heart.

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

Old flu shot: $269.50 for a box of 10.

New (mRNA) flu shot: $1407.50 for a box of 10.

[Jaded Bitch ♋︎ @photon_queen]

@dogscantwhistle I love this!!

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This happened on live TV.

[Adrianne Curry @AdrianneCurry]

Leftist judges are destroying the United States.
Don't. F$CK. WITH CATS.

[MDBayNews @MDBayNews]

Baltimore and Washington, D.C. both landed in Allstate’s 2026 list of America’s riskiest cities for drivers — with D.C. ranked #2 and Baltimore #3. Between congestion, crashes, aggressive driving, and gridlock, the DMV continues to be one of the toughest places in the country to get behind the wheel. Drive defensively. 🚗

[Chris Papst @chrispapst]

The LIST now includes The Triple Crown, which it appears Maryland has lost.

The Preakness Stakes is no longer included in the Thoroughbred Championship Series. The Triple Crown, as we knew it, is gone. Horse racing’s premier events NO LONGER include Baltimore/Maryland.

UPDATED LIST of what has happened to Maryland residents in 2026 (followed by 2025).

2026:
-Maryland lost the Triple Crown. The Preakness is no longer included in the Thoroughbred Championship Series.
-U.S. DOJ sues Maryland over recently passed policies that interfered with federal immigration laws
-CNBC ranks Maryland’s economy 2nd worst nationally
-S&P lowers Maryland’s outlook for existing debt from stable to negative
-WalletHub ranks Baltimore as 5th worst city in U.S. to raise a family
- Maryland reissues 400,000 mail-in primary ballots after errors reported
-Declining water quality at Baltimore’s Inner Harbor becomes “growing crisis“ (Blue Water Baltimore)
-USDA plans to relocate Agricultural Research Services out of Maryland (~1,000 jobs)
-Key Bridge builder contract cancelled. No new timeline given for rebuild
-Potomac River ranked nation’s “most endangered river” (American Rivers)
-2nd most expensive state to raise a child (lendingtree)
-Paint fee enacted/$2.25 up to 5 gallons
-Unemployment rate jumps to 4.3%
-$1.4 Billion budget defect
-Massive Sheraton Hotel closes in downtown Baltimore
-WalletHub names Maryland 2nd worst U.S. state to start a business in 2026
-Proposed U.S. Congressional map introduced to eliminate bipartisan state representation
-High School graduation rate falls 1.2% to 86.4%, despite massive funding spike
-12,127 residents lost to domestic migration (6th most in US, per Census)
-Maryland named 6th worst state for tax competitiveness (per: Tax Foundation)

2025:
-$3 Billion budget deficit
-$1.6 Billion tax/fee hike
-Moody’s credit downgrade
-vehicle emissions/registration fee spike
-state hiring freeze/job cuts
-soaring utility prices (highest in America according to Doxo)
-Lost IonQ’s quantum computing hub
-Lost FBI headquarters
-Lost Washington Commanders
-Six Flags America closed
-New 3% IT tax
-Vending machine tax 6%
-Vehicle excise tax up to 6.5%
-$5 tire purchase fee
-Sports betting tax hike (15% to 20%)
-Cannabis tax increase (9% to 12%)
-Car title fee increase ($100 to $200)
-3.5% car rental tax
-Fishing license increase ($25.50 to $52)
-Boating and Title Registration Fee ($24 to $70)
-Speed Camera Ticket increases
-Historic car registration changed from 20 years to model year 1999 or older
-Public school enrollment falls 11,322 students (1.3%)

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

It was more than a leak.

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

Jim Jones: I got 900 people to drink poisoned kool-aid.
Anthony Fauci: Hold my beer

[Jessica Rose 🤙 @JesslovesMJK]

🔥🔥🔥I would call this a BOMBSHELL 🔥🔥🔥

...Pertaining to Hydroxychloroquine and Remdesivir according to Anthony Fauci

From: The Reading Room - released by Chairman Rand Paul

I'll just leave this here...

@RandPaul @SecKennedy @SenRonJohnson @brownstoneinst @MaryBowdenMD @MaryanneDemasi @maryhollandnyc @jeffreytucker @PierreKory @Honest_Medicine @NIHDirector_Jay
@thevivafrei @AaronSiriSG @ChildrensHD @rustyrockets @Fynnderella1 @RWMaloneMD @DrAseemMalhotra @JillGMalonePhD @JanJekielek @EpochTimes @TamaraUgo @MarioNawfal

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

WOW! I caught Starship’s separation from the booster as it flew over the gulf, right at the edge of space.

[PatientRightsAdvocate.org @PtRightsAdvoc]

Leading financial officers from more than a dozen states are right to call on Congress for maximum healthcare price transparency & accountability.

By ensuring payment integrity and access to critical claims data, we can combat wide price variation and empower employers, patients, and all consumers to shop for the best plan.

[Jessica Rose 🤙 @JesslovesMJK]

Admission that the gene-based experimental COVID shots were shit (on 13 Aug 2021) and were never going to be superior to natural infection. Page 72 of this document: https://t.co/NaVw98AUVH
@brownstoneinst @SecKennedy @NIHDirector_Jay @SenRonJohnson @RandPaul @RWMaloneMD @POTUS @AaronSiriSG @FLSurgeonGen @RennickGBR @SenatorAntic

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Imagine surviving and even thriving after being strapped into a $1.88 Sears, “hope harness” only to grow up and get blamed for everything by generations after you. #boomers

* Sears Catalog, 1961.

[Jaded Bitch ♋︎ @photon_queen]

Schrödinger's box jokes never get old.

[Chris Papst @chrispapst]

This is STUNNING:

Baltimore City Schools has Maryland's LOWEST graduation rate at 71% (MSDE). But gets the MOST state funding; $19,093/student (DLS).

Worcester County has MD's HIGHEST graduation rate at >95%. But gets the LEAST state funding; $6,399/student.

Is $$ the answer?

[Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland]

To be forever known among Democrats as “The Platner Maneuver”:
Step 1: Nominate candidate who is parody of what Dems claim Reps are.
Step 2: Disavow said candidate.
Step 3: Claim moral superiority over Republicans b/c they don’t disavow their own candidates (who in reality share nothing in common w/ Dem candidate).

[Justin Berk @JustinWeather]

👀 Look closely at this pattern…
🤩 Fibonacci Sequence in the corn field.
💨 This was a corn field in Dorchester County after being hit with a microburst on Saturday July 4.
📷 👨‍🌾 Wendell M. Meekins Jr sent his to me. His son took the pic of their field with a drone.
🌽 He said the corn was planted in GPS Straight Line Rows.

🛸 The geometric pattern reminded me of Crop Circles because it looked planned.

🤔 Perhaps we are looking at Ground Zero for the core air impact with the ground.

📝 A little more research:
This specific pattern in the corn field is classic for a microburst’s divergent outflow—the sinking air hits the ground and spreads radially, flattening rows in curving, layered swirls. The Fibonacci-like spirals emerge from the way the wind gradients interact with the uniform crop rows, creating those elegant logarithmic curves.

#microburst
#fibonacci
#stormdamage
#Maryland