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Free Opal the orangutan from Natal Zoological Gardens and relocate her to a sanctuary - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/P2g2AnM5Qy via @Change

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@corpseinorbit show the emails to ft worth cadets in the sphere. everyone has their little baubles they like to keep on the windowsill. when the light hits the underage coochie held in plastic coin machines container an angel dies. a strange hallway dentist chair is now empty yet it still sways

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gunna looks like a cute little pug

[Cheng-Ren🦊🐺 @chengren21]

一緒にいるとそれだけで何かストーリー性を感じる #北きつね牧場

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@JennyENicholson Compassion, Virtue, Charity, Reason. Sister, if I was seriously Elphaba I would be on the first Cruise Line to Maui. Hell yeah. I would feel beautiful for once.................

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@thelaurafaye omg the Arcturians are sooooo sweet

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Does anyone else suspect that the airlines are faking turbulence these days? Extra sky wind? It feels exactly like a Jurassic Park amusement park ride. So they can charge extra for seatbelts or something.

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@jeremydlarson I'll pay you $100 to get a new video to replace the Thundercat one. Goodness gracious. Every fucking time man.

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cataloguing all the different energy drinks at the gas station like Darwin observing finches on Galapagos Island. Just colors and caffeine now. The new reality. They need a LOVE themed monster energy. For Valentine's!

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We need less Laura Loomers and more Laura Learners

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@mikerecine Why did my wife knock down the towers?

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

she was actually the funniest woman alive

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@ZeroSuitCamus the lighting in Soderbergh's Solaris is the goatiest. Confuscious himself would agree. Tarkovsky on the original I do believe. Have a great day, beautiful.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

NOW WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT LMFAOOO😭😭😭

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I want to pray for digital merriment. May mirth cross your screen and grace your timeline. All sadness and woe be gone from thy heaving bosom. Creamy skin. May laughter echo from smartphone to city streets. Winter's thighs be warmed

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Now it's all nanochips, nanochips, nanochips. China and the US are competing for rare earth minerals. These sexy Chinese spies sneaking semiconductors in their yonis. Corporate espionage. Poor African children. NVIDIA. AI. Imagine if they had cool ranch dust back then.

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We used to go to war for spices. Can you believe the English won? Getting stabbed by a bayonet for cumin. We're going to kill you. We want more flavor in our boiled chicken. You've got Cardamon? Well we're going to burn your island village down.

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I have this shocking joke about neopets i'm not going to say