Definitely Not Steve Smith

Sandpaper? I barely knew her!

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@jasecordova @sophievenz anyone who says otherwise should be on a watch list

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@fromthe_topdeck @sjhross “Have Lenny Phillips [redacted]!”

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@rickm18 @sjhross Can confirm. Strap yourself in and feel the Gs!!

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

🚨 MATCH ABANDONED 🚨

Australia beat England by 49 runs on DLS method to win the fifth ODI and series… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺

The rain saves the Aussies. See you next year for the Ashes, @CricketAus 👋

#ENGvAUS

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@vileslug CTE but the C stands for Carlton

[9News Melbourne @9NewsMelb]

Anthony Koutoufides has exclusively unveiled his safety policy, building refuge booths across the CBD for fearful visitors to shelter in. @tomsteinfort #9News

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@vileslug Kouta: no-one visits the CBD anymore

Also Kouta: I’m building bomb shelters for the thousands of people in the CBD who feel unsafe

[Loz @Lozzemarine]

Short breaks and a compressed fixture and Kearney's done her hamstring.
Honestly I want to be enjoying all the great things about the AFLW but it's so hard when the league actively sabotages the players and product.

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@sjhross This is exactly where I landed

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@lenphil29 Enjoy your death trap, barbers!

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

Holy shit, live music!!

[john @0bungler]

I'm sorry, what

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@arespectfulguy hi L- [dragged off stage]

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@JoeyFortune @thomas_grattan [loud screams]
I told you not to look!!!

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@beccydangelo @JoeyFortune @lenphil29 Jooe Coordy

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@lenphil29 @JoeyFortune with ooat milk

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@Jack76266884 @AFL Your friends have a group chat without you

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@JoeyFortune @lenphil29

[Definitely Not Steve Smith @phteven_a_smith]

@lenphil29 @JoeyFortune “I nooticed you didn’t put any sugar in”