King Hedgehog

If you have to ask, you probably shouldn't be here.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

@QueenofTacos It’s giving an iridescent vibe and I’m all for it.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

I've never felt more seen. Pardon me while I curl up in a corner.

https://t.co/KuisdNDaHz

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

@Mercuralis I’ve always disliked shopping even before COVID. Dealing with crowds is not something I enjoy on the best of days. Now it’s like somebody turned up the difficulty level to “Insanity Mode” and just thinking about shopping drains me.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

@QueenofTacos Mine is the same as twitter, phuul.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

No one ever warns you about the bird strikes when you buy a bird feeder.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

Took this a couple days ago. Seems fitting.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

@kmceantny @the1jcb @vonneudeck @notcapnamerica I have this model. That tab is one of four needed to remove the entire tray and they do NOT move easily. Also the top spinner is mounted to the upper tray and mates with the back of the washer. Moving the tray position would prevent this. Not all washers have this feature.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

Did some memo go out or a style guide get updated telling writers to use the term colorway? A month ago I had never heard of it. Today I can't escape it. BTW every spelling dictionary in every program I use wants to auto-correct it to "color way".

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

Après-first breakfast

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

This is me. Reminds me of when I was about 5 or 6 and I went to the doctor for a checkup and was fascinated by the exam room. I explored the whole area asking what everything did. Because of that the doctor diagnosed me as "hyper active". Asshole.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Tractor Beam https://t.co/ObK3TeWzMM

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

Feeding our cat Baci is a multi-step process:

Baci: Give me food!
Me: Here you go.
Baci: I'm going to wander over here.
Me: Fine I'll go back to work.
Baci: I said I wanted food! Where is my food!
Me: I already gave you food, look here it is.
Baci: It's about time! Nom, nom nom.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

@geekgirldiva @baddestmamajama Seriously if someone can raise almost half a million to make a clock that tells time using quotes from public domain books dipping mustard is a no brainer. At least you can eat that!

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

Well it finally happened. I got hit with ransomware. Thankfully it only locked up my keyboard. Strangely, the only currency they accept is the new BaciPetinzCoin cryptocurrency.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

@ohcatrina Hilarious perfection!

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

@QueenofTacos My mom does this almost every time we talk. Although I can't tell if it's bragging or "Hey FYI here is the info you need in case you were thinking of getting a hitman. Make good choices!"

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

Forget Lucifer or Michael. I nominate Linda. #Lucifer5BTrailer

https://t.co/v5MJMHIjFU

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They never intended for me to vote either, yet here we are.

[King Hedgehog @phuul]

I was seven when I saw Star Wars and I hid behind the seat in front of me when Darth Vader showed up. Also saw the trench run twice because it was the 70’s and you could walk into the movie whenever you wanted. That did confuse me as a kid.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Smart dog. I only wish I'd thought of hiding behind the couch when I first met him.