Going to school aged 5 in 1963 we were all toilet trained, could use cutlery, pens, knew the alphabet, could read Janet and John books, could tell the time, tie our shoelaces and ties, button up our coats and knew our own address.
And between then and now somehow it all went wrong. But why?
Hey @BBCSport
I got up, washed, dog walked and ready to watch GB curling at 9am this morning. Fabulous match, GB just about to win on the last frame... and then you cut to A DRONE SHOT OF MOUNTAINS and tedious ski opening titles.
I hope Jen Dodds chucks a curling stone at ya.
To Americans who are just discovering Denise Welch, something you should know about this woman.
In 1997, she stole a married woman’s husband away from his family. Look at this amateur video recorded by a local. The way she lays into the married woman is nothing short of vicious.