Me: trying to return package at Japanese post office.
Employee: Do you have the form?
Me: ...possibly.
I hand her three unrelated receipts, a train ticket, and what might've been a noodle coupon.
Employee studies documents with incredible professionalism.
Employee: This is from convenience store.
Me: Right.
Employee: And this is train station.
Me: Also correct.
Employee: And this...
long pause.
Employee: ...coupon for karaoke.
Me: I was going through a lot emotionally.
woman trying SO HARD not to laugh.
finally she gives me correct form.
entire thing in Japanese.
Me staring at paper like ancient curse tablet.
Employee: It's okay. I help.
for next ten minutes this woman basically carried me academically through the Japanese postal system.
at the end I bow respectfully and say: Thank you for your patience.
Employee: No problem. You had strong confusion.
Honestly one of the most accurate descriptions of my life.
Budweiser!! You do not disappoint. Your ads can hit every emotion like nothing else. Thank you. (I'm gonna go watch it again, and maybe some of the older ones, too.)
@Patriot_Rick@FoxNews You're right, it follows somewhat in ASL, which is very visual compared to signed English. But there's stuff in his interpretation that she hasn't said. I'm watching it again.
To everyone attending, watching & betting on the Grand National...
66 horses have suffered & died since 2000 for the sake of your "entertainment". FUCK YOU ALL. You have blood on your hands. And I hope you lose your money.
#grandnational2025#YouBetTheyDie#Horses#AnimalCruelty
@attmall717@Crazymoments01@MattWallace888 Yes! Being a lady denotes some form of class and dignity. I see none in this picture. This is not a lady, nor is she a decent woman.
@FoxNews However it happened, what remains is a family dealing with a heavy loss. I hope they find peace and good health for the parents and remaining children 🙏
@FoxNews Hold. On. Their other four kids got measles AFTER the 6 year old died, and the mother says, "Measles weren't too bad, they got over it quickly"... Jesus Christ, lady. They might have immunity now that they've had it and recovered, but you LOST A KID! Wow. Just, wow... 🤦♀️
Regardless of how you voted for the US Presidency, I don’t see how it serves you to root for his failure. There have been times the person I voted for didn’t win, but then you get behind the winner in hopes it will benefit us as a nation. I’m never going to root against the United States. Ever.
Don’t ever go to dolphinarium shows- this is what the despicable Taiji businessman do with dolphins: hijack families, kill some, abandon babies and the remaining dolphins sent around the world to populate cement jails to entertain you!
Taiji, Japan: Due to ongoing illnesses Kunito Seko will be taking this morning off from reporting from Taiji. we do not know if he will be reporting later in the day when the dolphin-hunting fleet  heads back to Port. 
we will keep you updated on the situation as best as we can. in the meantime, please think blue for our ocean friends out there!
#ThinkBlue 🐬🐋 
https://t.co/CmPD1R4CNL
@Dolphin_Project I’ve no respect for Dolphin trainers and as for the hunters, they’re the scum of the earth. Neither have empathy.. just a lust for money.
Taiji: We’ve asked ourselves the same question – over and over. How can dolphin trainers work alongside dolphin hunters, with an aquarium industry basing their business on claims that the dolphins’ welfare is their top concern? More on our blog at: https://t.co/YzEVuXy7M3