Matteo Piantoni

not that bad not that good

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@ribaddie_ sempre

[Timekeeper of Whatever @spaghetti]

My ideal Elden Ring movie:
- Minimal dialogue
- 70 hours long
- Has a controller that I can move the main character around with

[r @ribaddie_]

"6 likes sono pochi" immagina 6 cazzi nella tua bocca

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@luscielia chainsaw guy in re5

[Kendrick @Kendrickkumaaru]

> America leaves the World Health Organisation.
>Rest of the world literally starts curing cancer.

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

c'e la possibilita che fosse mio si

[Billie Eilish Spotify @BillieSpotify_]

Charli xcx and Billie Eilish's "Guess" gained 1 daily stream on Spotify yesterday:

January 28 — 486,335
January 29 — 486,336

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

e sono 21 😽

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Notable Inmates Held at MDC Brooklyn:

1. 🇻🇪 Nicolás Maduro
2. 🇮🇹 Luigi Mangione
3. 🇺🇸 Sean Combs
4. 🇺🇸 R. Kelly
5. 🇺🇸 Sam Bankman-Fried
6. 🇲🇽 Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán
7. 🇺🇸 Michael Cohen
8. 🇬🇧 Ghislaine Maxwell
9. 🇺🇸 Martin Shkreli
10. 🇺🇸 Al Sharpton

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

Three times Grindr crashed because of a sudden spike in user activity:

2025, December. AmericaFest.
2025, September. Kirk's Memorial.
2024, July, Republican National Convention.

Christian men surely love to evangelize to as many local men as possible.

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@ribster_ 2026 al verde grazie ribbi

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@ziggy_princess_ orphan is simon's toe

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@ShitpostRock only competitor is 2022

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@popsly_lol ahri

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@AboutNodKrai no wriothesley ? 🥹

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@RinoTheBouncer SLY COOPER

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@MarcelloCresce2 ma che problemi ti crea scusami

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@FateVobis_ @Pasqual63670773 nominane uno

[Matteo Piantoni @piantoh_]

@AzzurraBarbuto ma sei scema o fai apposta