nikolas

normal formula 1 and mcu enjoyer

[nikolas @piastriisms]

the people who call oscar a tyre muncher would be horrified to see what i do to my erasers

[nikolas @piastriisms]

this is actually crazy bro. good for Tom, that's amazing

[nikolas @piastriisms]

If you showed me this 6 years ago I would've called you batshit fucking insane what the hell

[best of tom holland @thollandrchives]

Tom Holland and Matt Damon in a new interview for ‘100 questions with Tom Simons’!

Watch the full video: https://t.co/vLvFCO9WyD

[nikolas @piastriisms]

matt, you can just say you're very upset you didn't get to see two men kiss

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Just saw The Odyssey. Despite what you may have heard, literally all of the criticisms by conservatives were entirely correct. The movie is just as woke as you fear, if not more so. The DEI casting is atrocious. Completely takes you out of the story right from the beginning. But even worse than that is Nolan’s decision to turn Odysseus into an anachronistic whiney, solemn shell of a man plagued by “trauma” and guilt. It’s impossible to overlook these flaws because the film itself is not terribly entertaining or well constructed. For the most part it is disjointed, dull, self-serious, disenchanted, somehow feeling both verbose and overly rushed at the same time. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a “critically acclaimed” film. “On the nose” and “clunky” are descriptions that can’t even begin to describe this script. At no point in the story does Nolan ever transport the audience to the ancient world. You never feel like you’re 3,000 years in the past. You feel like you’re watching modern Americans put on a pageant, because you are. Nobody would be calling this thing a masterpiece if it was made by a director not named Christopher Nolan.

[nikolas @piastriisms]

lindsey graham's sister is running for office now god fuck my life

[nikolas @piastriisms]

this country is not real

[nikolas @piastriisms]

@oscgoat that's so we know she meant it in a kind, friendly way and not in a rude, homophobic way obvi

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

spa love so strong he broke post-race depression silence just to tweet about it

[Nimi 9² 🏎️🐝 @Oscunt_]

Oscar Piastri Spa 2026 subplot:

[ari @laurogeitabat]

Q: "what did you miss today?"

oscar: "uh... a few parts of my car"

😭😭😭

[nikolas @piastriisms]

this state bro it's funny until i remember it's my state

[nikolas @piastriisms]

Shame on you, South Carolina. This is not what Lindsey Graham would have wanted.

[Pacific Legal 🗡⚖️ @PacificLegal]

BREAKING: South Carolina bans tattoo studios within 1,000 feet of any church, school, or playground — a rule so broad it wipes out most of the state. And the state criminalized tattooing anyone’s head, face, or neck. We're challenging these on First Amendment grounds.

[nikolas @piastriisms]

don't act like you don't do this exact thing to Europe

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

It was great to see so many foreigners enjoy themselves in the US and have positive reactions to Americans.

But some of this was sad because it was clear that many had absurd preconceived notions due to mass media in their countries, especially in Europe.

Like Mark Twain said, those who don’t read newspapers are uninformed; those who do are misinformed.

[ari @laurogeitabat]

drawing a tattoo for a fan 😭

osc: want anything in particular?
fan: the track!
osc: the track?!?🤦🏻‍♂️ you realize it'll be on you permanently? and you've seen my drawing ability? and you're still comitting to this?
fan: yes
osc: okay that's my safety briefing over, i'll do it

[nikolas @piastriisms]

I FELL FOR A PARODY ACCOUNT anyway what i said is still true

[nikolas @piastriisms]

head so bald that even thoughts are reflected off of it

[Fanbrizio Rovaldo @FabrizioRomaxno]

🚨🎙️BREAKING: FIFA President Gianni Infantino:

“We are aware of the political message display from Argentina. We understand it’s against the rules but we also know it’s a matter of their nationality and we respect it.

We will make a decision after the final.”

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

3:42.66 ‼️‼️‼️

THE WORLD RECORD IS NO MORE. Josh Kerr 🇬🇧 delivers on the hype of Project 222 as he takes down Hicham El Guerrouj’s 1999 world record in the mile, running 3:42.66 to become the first man in history under 3:43.

Kerr called his shot and thrilled a roaring home crowd, pulling away from runner-up Yared Nuguse over the final lap to make history.

[nikolas @piastriisms]

You can just say shit and get 31k likes

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Oh this is going to backfire on the libs big time.

[nikolas @piastriisms]

just say you hate women bro put the fries in the bag

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨

FIGURE SKATER ALYSA LIU WON THE ESPY FOR BEST BREAKTHROUGH ATHLETE OVER DRAKE MAYE, MACKLIN CELEBRINI AND FERNANDO MENDOZA.

Celebrini: All-Rookie
Mendoza: Heisman & National Champ
Drake Maye: MVP runner-up & SB appearance
Liu:??????????????

WOW 😳😳😳

[nikolas @piastriisms]

@windwardwords thank you hav!! :D

[nikolas @piastriisms]

anywayyyy life is so good without twitter. personal updates that happened while i was gone:
- graduated high school, my principal made me laugh when i accepted my diploma and it was quite embarrassing
- turned 18 a few days ago
- passed both my ap exams with 4s and honestly idgaf

[nikolas @piastriisms]

@nadineluvsdilfs thats so real LMAO