Pit Bull Movie Reviews

We don’t always sleep through movies

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G: an ode to toxic masculinity and cocaine
E: HE IS A VAMPIRE YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO HIM
#vampireskiss

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Human’s note: this was actually a very entertaining hammy movie. They were understandably upset by the early dog scene.

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Gypsy: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Ellie: uh.
#Polar

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Gypsy: a classic early 80s action gore fest, but with an unrelenting 60s Technicolor overly dramatic soundtrack.
Ellie: DOGS EAT PEOPLE?!?!?! #ConantheBarbarian

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@TheEllenShow 3 year old in blizzard, needs suspenders. https://t.co/L22AOJxGQg

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G: who sleeps with their legs up?!

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E: There was more than one alien and I was so glad and I hope there are more!
G: the protagonist was such a douche. #AtlanticRim #MST3K

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@dog_feelings Yep, not getting up now.

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Gypsy: I don’t understand why those people didn’t like the other people. They all look the same to me.
Ellie: I am confused because I didn’t see any milk in the movie.
#Milk

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Ellie: Those two guys mess up the yard and run around the house just like me and my sister.
Gypsy: Don’t touch my drum set.
#Stepbrothers

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Gypsy: that movie is so full of heart and soul, even though it had some disturbing moments.
Ellie: OMG THE HATS REMEMBER THAT ONE HAT? I WANT TO RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WITH IT IN MY MOUTH
#Dolemite

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@chako_org Rescue pits are awesome.

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Ellie: it was a sad thing and people kept bleeding but Mom and Dad loved it.
Gypsy: WHEN IS SEASON 2?
@netflix #TheEndOfTheFxxxingWorld

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@dog_feelings

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@dog_feelings They taste good. Try it sometime

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Ellie: I bet I could chew on #Deadpool all day and his stuffing would never come out.
Gypsy: not if I get to him first!

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Gypsy: This comedy holds up over time because the writers sagely avoided topical references.
Ellie: There were no 🦏 or 🐍 on the plane so that was good. But I wish it woulda had a squirrel. #Airplane

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Gypsy: Was that an homage to Whiplash? I liked it!
Ellie: Mommy kept laughing really hard so I couldn’t hear what they were saying. #TheTick

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Gypsy: I couldn’t understand the Spanish and can’t read subtitles so I fell asleep.
Ellie: It had scary parts so I snuggled with my sister. #PansLabyrinth

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Gypsy: it’s heartening to see social issues addressed with such compassion.
Ellie: Rhinos are scary!
#BlackPanther