minimum hag

in a pickle (positive)

[minimum hag @pickIeginger]

I don't get why "in a pickle" is an idiom used to describe when someone is in trouble. To be in a pickle sounds like the perfect place to be, in my opinion.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

there are stars everywhere for those with astigmatism to see

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

Everytime I watch this video I gasp a little at this part, because she really does look so pretty

[allsee @allsee]

this hole was made for me

[anointed by Pius Langa 🌹 @dansmywholename]

We celebrate teen pregnancy now?

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

The humble chocolate cake:

[kuremii @krembeni]

local bug successfully ragebaits old lady

[mama 🇵🇷🐸☀️ @alcnnie]

the concept of not understanding the difference in the attendee demographics of a bad bunny concert vs the fucking superbowl

[Mei @meikthvs]

korean beauty standards

[lana @nighttimemtime]

😭

[Jill Promoli @jillpromoli]

I've never been fined by ASE, so speed cameras have not been an expense for me. (They're not a tax?)

A new provincial fund is now a tax burden for me and all of us who have not been speeding in community safety zones. This *does* raise the cost for responsible drivers.
#onpoli

[piers gaviscon @brutalkind_]

kingfisher in the women's loos

[minimum hag @pickIeginger]

hate having a job because it's taking time away from my true passions (bug game and bisexual greek god game)

[minimum hag @pickIeginger]

i hate being employed

[Supergiant Games @SupergiantGames]

🌒HADES II v1.0 is OUT NOW!!🌘

Battle beyond the Underworld in our bewitching sequel to the godlike roguelike. Go Kill Time!

[🐇 @loewehaos]

every time a new boy group debuts i'm like "surely this is the worst name they could've come up with" and then another boy group debuts

[EepyLee Prophet @haligtreeOracle]

Typeshit

[minimum hag @pickIeginger]

explain it to me like i'm stupid but if you don't want a ticket, don't speed? i got 1 speed camera ticket due to carelessness and since then i've become super careful. haven't gotten a ticket since, so the program served its intended purpose. just say you're a bad driver and go.

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Today, I announced that we’re banning municipal speed cameras in Ontario to stop the cash grab from drivers and taxpayers.

Instead, we’re investing in new traffic-calming measures like signs and roundabouts that will stop people from speeding in the first place.

Find out more: https://t.co/KStjUe4yk9