eden

probably taller than you

[charlie🪕 @seegerdyke]

Those teacher memes are so funny to me cos they remind me when I was in kindergarten my teacher would have us replace the first letter of our name with a different letter as we learned the alphabet and my classmate Cooper bawled his eyes out when we got to “P”

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Doug Ford on American complaints over wildfire smoke: "If there's some politicians out there chirping away, well, maybe what you should do rather than complain is send support, send help. Because we have done the exact same thing for our American friends."

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

VAR on the way to destroy a nation’s hopes and dreams every World Cup match

[Memarzadeh @ArashMemarzadeh]

the worker at the deli when I ask for 300g of black forest ham:

[mari @fcmareee]

yall laughing that was his deathnote

[britt @notyourshayla]

“Curaçao lost 7-1”

Me bc Curaçao scored 1 goal

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Me being carried to bed after watching 10 straight hours of World Cup football

[Donald @_donaldishim]

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

[shayla🌷 @backtotheasylum]

so deeply humbling to be a swiftie at a table full of people making fun of taylor swift. i'm on the frontlines

[☆ @seadave1a]

I hate loud bitches ... like damn bitch how did you learn to talk like a helicopter

[Maryam @hell_line0]

You’re literally someone’s dream girl. Stay away from the man who can’t even tell you he misses you or that he’s thinking about you..!

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Doug Ford government unveils artist's rendering of their vision for Parliament Hill redevelopment.

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

this swiftie shit is forever bro im NEVER clocking out

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

white people be like “it’s not the cold, it’s the wind that gets ya”

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore