The Picklebacks

We are either shots of pickle juice or an improv class

[Shannon O'Neill 🐀 @spotastic]

A fidget spinner, but for my clitoris.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

This is my life now. Thanks Amazon. #Alexa #AmazonEcho
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[Gavin Speiller @gavinspeiller]

Is the pickle juice in the jar the same as fluid inside the pickle? Like its blood? Or is it the equivalent of amniotic fluid for a pickle?

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

My favorite part about living in NYC is that all of the condoms say NYC on them

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

Honk if you hate noise pollution!

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

What do you call a turtle without its shell? A slug

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

If you don't catch any fish while "fishing," are you really fishing? Do your actions matter? Is your life meaningless? Do you even exist?

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

Is it Thirsty Thursday yet?

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

Food never 2 eat while walkin + wearin a scarf: croissant, eggroll, taco, nicoise salad, bbq ribs, muttar paneer, clam chowder. All else ok.

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

Good morning! Hope you're having a super Tuesday so far! Ha-ha!

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

Oh and happy #LeapDay! We only tweet every 4 years. JUST KIDDING

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

We think so too!! https://t.co/9YLzPkESgg

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it.

[The Picklebacks @pickle_backs]

I licked cold, leftover burger grease out of tupperware today cause I'm always trying to find creative ways to hit new lows #MyFirstTweet