Clyde Bungus

I’ll hang around as long you let me

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Does the boom lift get a boom or doom

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Chupa mis huevos rancheros puta

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

99 tablets of adderall 20 mg XR on the wall, 99 tablets of adderall 20 mg XR. Take one down, pass it around, 98 tablets of adderall 20 mg XR on the wall

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

First off, the idea that I’m straight is total malarkey

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Talking to the honey guy at the farmers market:

@Sothebys made this?

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Mendocino farms is my new PPS (preferred place to shit). Cheers @MendocinoFarms

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Just lost my virginity in a @Waymo 🙏

[ZeroTurn Cowboy @zeroturncowboy]

This damn solar eclipse got me feelin horny af

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Wanted to let you know I have gonorrhea. Just found out before we had sex 😕

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Can’t get enough of these jim carrey nudes

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

@LolOverruled Swine eleven

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

GPT update is ass

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Just got beat for a job by the mf SVP of Indigo®️ at Crayola 🤦 🌈

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

There had to be some dinosaurs that were dumb af and just stared at the sun for hours

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

It’s 2023 and elevators don’t let you unclick a floor

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

@WallStreetSilv Renewable energy over nuclear

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

Introducing pornhub.cum

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

If I shart on you when you’re just totally chilling in the spray zone that’s on you

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

My son is gonna love this place

[Clyde Bungus @pickleballrick]

I hope this guy doesn’t fly tomorrow